Has it really come to this???

This is perhaps......actually most likely...the dumbest game I've ever played....My high score is 555ft, let me know how you goofs do!! :) OK...the backround music was annoyin the hell out of me..so I have posted the link to FLIGHT OF THE HAMSTER, instead of emedding the whole game on this page....sorry for the inconvienence...:) Check out more at ZipperFish.com Take care goofs and friends...:) ***...make that 613....:) OK....I'm bored....now 629....:) OK.....I need to give ths up.....726 :)

Note to self...........

Regardless how funny it seems at the moment...............never tell your 12 year old son he has his "mothers moustache".... Oh hell....it's still funny.....screw etiquette!!!!! :)

Da Count....and random thoughts....

So I'm helping my dad string cat5 yesterday to get his DSL up and running. Turn of a screwdriver here....snip of a wire there. He actually made it easy, pre drilled the access points, all I really had to do was punch down and splice some wire...help him fish it through......we were good. In less than 2 hours....he had a hard hitting DSL signal to his main PC and a decent wifi signal to his laptop in the living room. It felt good. All we have to do now is secure his wireless and tweak some machines....he'll be a wifi/dsl hardwire guru king....and likely use it surfing porn...which I approve of.:) Today.....I count having family that are there for me. Today.....I count having the resources to get through this. Today.....I count some peace of mind and my quiet place. Today.....I count deciding getting off my ass and getting my certs a good decision. Today, I will start the process....A+ and Network+ certs, I've been treading water long enough......time for this fish to swim....:) Take care goofs and friends!! :)

Seems I've been tagged...:)

Egads!!!!! I havent been tagged in quite some time......but since it's from my favorite Canadian...Hot & Horney Housewife...at the moment...I'll play along..:) The tag is- 1. Get tagged 2. List five things that have not been revealed on your blog. 3. Tag five others OK........5 things I have not divulged here before.....hrrrmmmmm Shit....this is going to be a tough one.....hrrmmmmm... 1) I once called Steven Novak and told him I was listening to Patsy Cline and thinking of him...he stopped blogging that week.....True Story!! 2) I have died....atleast twice....this life. 3) I have and sometimes do......pee in the shower. 4) I can sleep perfecly still, and not mess up the pile of laundry on it. 5) I took home economics in highschool to increase my chances of getting laid....all I got out of it was learning to sew.:) Thats my 5.........now who to pick....who to pick....hrm.... I'll tag crse Amorous Rocker RockDog Jeanniegrrl.....and semi celibate. Take care goofs and friends...:)

Pervs meet Dorks......Dorks meet pervs.....

It's come to my attention more than once in blogland, that these two tribes have alot in common. Infact......truth be told....I'm not even certain it's really even two tribes......:) My new friend crse has reminded me that the dorkteenth is coming way soon. I'm still trying to figure out how to pronounce this nick....Chrissy.....Curse....Circe (now theres a dork reference for ya.) Anywho, let's give the site she works on some props by supporting the big event...:) There will be stories...... There will be prizes...... There may be beer and if we all chip in......Bewbies!!...sadly some of them man bewbies...but such is life...:) lets all go say hi and drop a friendly word our dorken cousins.........in truth, we all are dorks...lets share our pervy dorkish love...:) Take care goofs and friends...:)

TMI Tuesday.....and another interview

So it's Tuesday again and another interview tomorrow. I'm kinda excited about this one, though it'd likely be a pay cut. I spoke with the owner over the phone and that went really well, We'll sit down and go from there. There is another opportunity floating out there that I haven't persued yet........money is great....hours suck.....hrrrmmmm.. Anywho...on to TMI...can ya sense the tension....the anticipation.....well probably not but lets have a go shall we?? 1. What is your favorite foreplay activity? Conversation.....light touching...a game of Pente.....I digress. 2. Off the top of your head, how many sexual positions can you name? (The link only has 21.) By name only 6 or 7, while I'ved tried just about all of those...had no inkling till a few years ago they had actual names..Hell, I thought I was an inventor..sigh.:) 3. Of those you named how many have you tried? Read up....:) 4. What is your least favorite sexual position? (I did not say that it wasn't enjoyable, I said least favorite. They can't all be the best?) That one where she's standing on her head and you standing up holding legs apart...and the monkey with the lil hat is playing an organgrinder.....the monkey is distracting. What was the name.....reverse wheelbarrow with monkey bystander?? 5. Have you ever cheated on a significant other? Never in this relationship......but earlier in life I've been guilty. I don't really regret it in hindsite....except for that unexpected rash....that was easily treated at the free clinic....yeah....good times back then... Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever been diagnosed a sexually transmitted disease? Have you ever been tested? After my lil scare mentioned in 5, I got tested for everything......squeaky clean ever since...;) Well I think that about enough of "me" for one day. Happy TMI goofs and friends...:)

Once when I was a younger kid.........

Quiet memory..............I read a book once when many years younger. Today I was reminded of it. I dunno..........it's a tempting offer, but it comes at a cost. On one hand I can apply all I've learned over the years, to the field I've learned...but the hours and overnight trips....on the other, I can do something new and exciting for less pay, but be with my family more. Money is not everything, but bills need to be paid....... Quiet memory...........ORmson Ormson Ormson!!! F*ck you Adam............I know your laughing up there!!!!!!!

I always suspected......

Shocking....but not terribly unbelievable.........:) 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Wisdom from a sock puppet........

Sometimes I get a little down on myself and think back.....what would Argyle say?? Granted this didn't always work well as he'd burp and say pass me another beer ya pastey wierdo!! But he had some nuggets of gold now and then. There was this one time we were sitting on the back deck, sipping beer and enjoying the summer breeze. I was bitching about work...and the ex....and life in general, he actually said something profound. Zig he said....as he took a long draw on his swisher sweet, fight the battles you think you can win, avoid the ones you know you can't, and regardless if you loose......loose with honor. We cracked a beer and toasted his wisdom when he chimed in........and after you loose, go to the bar and brag how you won............because in reality....win/lose...it's all just perspective............then he stole the keys to my truck. 1999-2000 RIP I miss ya stinkass!!!!

kinda Lazy Sunday............

OK maybe not so lazy.....but kinda. I actually got to sleep in till about 9am, and get ready for my appointment. I had a customer that was having software issues on a station I had upgraded, possible my upgrade was part of the problem, unlikely.....but I was the last one to work on it. Basic policy in the Zig house......if it's my bad, it's warranty work.....if it's your bad, you'll pay for my return visit...:) I very rarely do warranty work....but I do like having happy customers. :) The software issue was pretty easy to fix, tossed in some anti-virus software and goodies for my time, got paid for my time...all good........until the phone rang later. Happy customer calls back, this time about his sons computer (which I've never worked on) and was hoping I was still in town. They had set it up for him, surfed websites for "free games", and well........now it doesn't work proper. We talked about what had happened, and determined that that pop-up ad that LOOKS JUST LIKE A WINDOWS ERROR MESSAGE and said his registry needs to be cleaned ....click here.......was clicked. I for one hate pop-ups, I hate pop-unders, but for the most part, I can handle them. I personally think though, that pop-ups that present themselves as windows dialouge boxes with a scary message.....should be f*cking criminal!! Some of them are convincing enough to have gotten me to click on them. I mean, I'm no yoda in the basement or anything.....but I do consider myself one of the brighter graduates to walk off the short bus......I digress. Message to the writers of this crap.........hey asshole! An angry customer is not likely to buy your crap, or your crappy uninstaller that they need now that you hijaked their pc. You do however provide me with work, and I can spread the message that you are indeed an asshole as I get paid. My best advice to this customer, back it up if anything of value. Run the restore discs and start from scratch...you have my number if you need help.........and yep, that person that served you that pop-up.........is an asshole...:) Take care goofs and friends........;)

Random thoughts..........

Penguins.................mrrp mrrp mrrp mrrp mrrp mrrp mrrp.....................mrrrp mrp mrrp mmrp mrrrp mrrp mrrp........waddle waddle....mrrrp mrrp mrrrp mrrp mrrp mrrrp... Now I'm horney.............bbl

Any graphic artists out there???

As I've mentioned before...........I'm working on makeing the "self employed" thing a reality. Granted it's been slow going and still applying for straight jobs in between...........but really, my own business is the goal. That said, I've a favor to ask. Are any of you skilled graphic artists? I need a logo, and your help would be appreciated.....;) I have skills with paint programs, but thats just manipulating photos and other peoples work. Let's face it, much as I love anime hentai...it's not logo material...:) My drawing skills are a little limited. I'm looking for an Irish theme or a Kokoipeli theme....and would be glad to give you full acknowldgement. Please post here or e-mail me if you think you can help....:) Take care goofs and friends...:)

A note on recent events.............

I've been taught....from a very young age.....what comes around goes around.....usually twice as hard. My karma my never hit your dogma, but one day...I suspect I'll get to watch your dogma eat you. I'll be chuckling sipping a beer and eating chips....:)

Da Count.....and the job interview

Ok, exciting digs today. I had my first job interview since the strangest of times has began. I go to bed early, clean up and dress up, get my papers together...etc. I drop the manchild off at school and make my 8am appointment with 5 minutes to spare....all good. The interview was very informal with the owner and his wife......or perhaps the owner and her husband...hard to gauge that one so far. I was informed that it was a high stress job, tempers flare, and they are known to cuss from time to time. I replied that it sounded alot like my last job...we all had a good laugh..:) We discussed the software they use and the operating systems they use....then it kinda fucked abit. I answered honestly when asked my opinion of Windows Vista........apparently she "likes Vista", and wants to migrate all her XP machines there in the next year..........I'm not certain my response that by next year...it might be a viable product, was a save. So anywho, the interview went on. We discussed things like pension and policy, wages and hours, products and services. I'll take it as a good sign that I was told "when you come in for the follow-up interview, we'll hammer out wages". We'll see and fingers crossed. After the interview, I ran over to a client, wrapped up a project, drove home and emailed them an invoice.....if I had more clients, this whole interview would be......well........as I said, fingers crossed....:) Anywho.........Da Count!! I am thankful my wife is a patient woman. I am thankful for friends and family that have faith in me. I am thankful for a father who I can have honest talks with, and still walk away feeling pretty good. I am thankful that my resume is interesting enough to raise some eyebrows. I am thankful I didn't eat beans last night, it might have made the interview more interesting.....but less productive...:) Happy Da Count goofs and friends...:) ***Image borrowed from Johhny Paycheck

TMI Tuesday......and crap like that...

So where to start......dropped of a few resumes today, couple interesting leads........we'll see. If nothing else I could always pimp myself off as a male escort...............a Dan Akroidish male escort.......but shorter....and less funny, but I do have the elaborate system of trusses thing going on. OK, if you got that....you watched way to much tv.........if ya didn't, well, back of the bus for you...:) Anywho......off to TMI 1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? Yes, and court documents prove it.....I digress......:) 2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? It's my personal experience, masturbation is not usually an endurance sport....:) 3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? Orgasm 4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. This really depends on the situation. There are times it's just never proper....like grandma's birthday....or lil jimmy's birthday.......but then there are events like Christmas........ 5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? Remember that scene from Animal House when Belushi is watching that gal get undressed and falls backwards on the ladder??? Or that time the gal in Flashdance took off her shirt and showed off her A-cups///////////umm, no. Can't say that I have........:) Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on. Ya know.......this may be hard to believe, but there is an amazing lack of "quality" midget porn sites on the internet. Oh I mean sure....you can google up a few half assed ones......but quality.....Where the midget love man...I mean c'mon...:) Happy TMI goofs and friends...... ******Shame on you for googling midget porn ya sicko's

Dinner talk...............

So I'm yakking with the princess and wife, added that new voice mail thingy to the blog. First response I got...a gal, semi offeneded, and I'm all....."bring it on" male bravado. I look my wife in the eye and say I'm game.........to which my daughter snickers.... Me: Lil Ms. snickers............why so funny? Her: Just cause.......... Me: Serious...you think I can't hang? Her: no........just 2 boys kissing..... Me: Angel......I said "game" Her: Snicker.....Ohhhhhhhh, my bad!! Yes this from a 10 year old..........:)

My St. Patty's Day.........:)

12 pack of beer..............$8.50 2 packs of ciggarettes....$10.35 Dinner at a local pub with the with my lovely wife..........conversation and goofs...$21.00 Walk to the store, 6 pack Guiness, 32oz of hard cider, another 12 pack.....$20.00 Toll free call to a radio station in Ireland that picks up, and get a song dedicated to my Agrah, played live on the internet............priceless!!!!!! :) ***Special thanks to Orla Feeney and Live from Ireland for being a good sport and taking our calls during the show........:)

Da count.....and a wish for Irish luck........:)

So today I had work........string some cat5, punch it down and plug both ends in. Much to my chagrin, a Win2k workstation on the far end...(wasn't expecting that). So anywho....a lil head scratching and a follow up next week, all good..:) Tonight.......I'd like to think about this holiday.....:) I'm thankful for green beer.....and all it beery goodness. I'm thankful for Irish luck...(if your unaware...best definition I've heard...I just stepped in dogshit, lucky it wasn't my good shoes..:) ) I'm thankful for a patient wife that likes Irish music. I'm thankful for a dad, that is both bemused and appreciative. Ironically........I'm actually thankful for family that can call....pissed and piss drunk, and remind me through an hour or 2 hour never ending story about why they are pissed....my life is not so bad.....:) Time for another green beer.......I'm starting a day early...:)

Random E-mail

Sometimes............they are to good to keep to yourself....:P) This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if he'll carry her groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady." They no sooner get out of the store when she again leans over and whispers, "You know, I have an itchy pussy." To which he responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!!" Take care goofs and friends.....:)

Paying the cell bill........................

I don't know if I've shared this before........but I really don't care for malls. I mean sure......the twenty somethings and ill dressed teenage girl eye candy, all good...but in general, ewwwwwwww. Before you start calling me a pervert....which I am, don't let your daughter go to the mall dressed like a pole dancer, and I won't look at her imagining her pole dancing....period.....:) I digress....... So I go to the mall today to pay the cell bill, simple enough task. The gal was friendly, helpful, and actually....well....helpful. Quite an unexpected treat for a non-commision ordeal. Ok, she talked me into a $12.00 mod for my Razor phone.....but....phhpt. So anywho, I write the check, sitting in her office, she goes to verify the check (bastards always verify the check......bastards...where's the trust man?) and I'm alone in her office looking about. A quick bored survey....wall, wall, stuffed animal, wall, desk, chair, jacket, jacket pocket....... She returns all smiles, and I smile back.....No offense, but may I make an observation I ask? She nods uncertainly... You've been very helpful and pleasant to work with,,,,but....When you leave a stranger alone in your office, perhaps money sticking out of your jacket pocket is a bad idea......:) To which she said...OH SHIT!!!! :)

Brief E-mail exchange......

I don't know about you........but I've got a couple friends that seem compelled to forward every chain letter, make a wish, amber alert, etc they come across to me. Basically, if it says forward to 10 people in the next 5 minutes at the bottom........I end up with a copy. Some do this just to piss me off, some because they really really believe the message. Sadly, my mother in law is one of these animals and of the latter sort..........but anywho....... Yesterday one of my fine Canadian friends sent me one of these, and I bit..........was a math quiz, and then you had to think of a tool and a color. I played along and was shocked........the exchange after went like this...:) Me: LOLOL OMG....I'm abby...abby normal....:), I thought of green and a hammer.........maybe that counts as only half abnormal......pfft...go figure...:) Her: lol I'd call that an irish hammer............ and you're half assed!!! rofl Me: I may be rather flawed in many ways....but my ass is far from half............:). Some even go so far as to say I'm a complete ass.....opinions vary........usually not by much...I digress..:) Her: LOL OK OK you win!! Far be it for me to go against popular beliefs....You're a complete ass....... but I still love ya...lol Yes, this from the nation that murdered my sock puppet.............. Take care goofs and friends......:)

Stolen from Lestat...:)

Ok....so I've been seeing this on the various blogs I like and had to give it a spin. I present to you....da dah daahh!!!!!! My visual DNA. OK...so it kinda says I'm a hopeless romantic loser type guy with a mellow attitude. Hrrrmmmmm. But the last survey I took said I was f*cking Dr Xavier......so it all evens out...:) Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™ Take care goofs and friends...:) ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

TMI Tuesday......And a thought on life

Actually....I got nothing........lil busy trying to make ends meet and stuff..:) Off to TMI!!!!!!!!! 1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity? Charity begins at home.......if you got some left over after that, by all means. 2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on? Messy, lumpy, comfy, smells of sex, I sleep to the right,,,,,,,,,,,,,I love my bed! :) 3. How important is a partners kissing ability? Depends on the partner, my partner/wife/soulmate, has great skills..........:) 4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time? Guilty yer Honor!!!!!!!!! :) 5. Top or bottom? Both and sideways!!!! :) ummmmmmm sideways........spoons........hmmmmmmm.....I digress.......:) Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Your kidding right??? Trim...shave, groom.......draw a goofey face...........:) Happy TMI goofs and friends!!!!! ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

Important warning.........

So the radio is blasting warnings today.......seems my drinking water is contaminated with this toxic compound....."dihydrogen monoxide". This is scary shit, I mean.....the official website lists this toxin as lethal, even in small amounts depending on how ingested. It's found in all cancers, used in most process and nuke plants, and even a major component in acid rain.... you can read more about this deadly compound....here When you done reading that bullshit site.........scroll down for the punchline.... Dihydrogen monoxide is H2O......Water.......:) This shit cracks me up......:) Take care goofs and friends.. ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

Good ole days...........

Ok..so I'm wrapping up a job last friday. A workstation I had built had started acting squirlly, seems that a 7 year old 235 watt power supply is no match for a celeron 1.7ghz.....I digress. New PSU installed, all well, and off to the last machine this gig. Install a network card and make it part of the hive. Piece of cake, I had the card in hand, latest drivers, should be a simple job. It's been a repeat experience, I should never jinx my self planning....."simple job". The install went off without a hitch, clean fit, now it's time to load the drivers....and 2 things are missing. I scrounge around abit....ponder options, scrounge some more.....ponder again, then come to a realization that....well made me feel a little foolish. For whatever reason, this machine has no available mouse or keyboard......:) A quick run to the local "Office Depot" fixes this.......but it's there I get nostalgic.....WTF happened to basic white and beige products????? You know...the good ole fashion, simple, bullet proof keyboards? The simple beige wheel mouse. Products with wire thicker than phone cord???? Resigned to my fate, I settled for a $20.00 keyboard (basic black) and a $9.00 scrolling IR USB wheel mouse (black & silver w/PS2 adapter). It all worked fine, and machine was up and running withing a few minutes after.......but I miss beige and white. Then again....I miss soda in glass bottles............pfft...:) Take care goofs and friends.....:) ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

I'm Doctor X!!!

Bring it on peeps!! :) ***Edit: Link repaired for Suze...:) ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

Fun Game

Lovely wife and I both got 8 our 1st try.......go for it....:) Please share your score in the comments..........:)

TMI Tuesday........

Well, it's already been an interesting week. While the job hunt continues, the outlook for self employment is looking more and more viable. I have to admit I was getting a little depressed, but I will make this happen..:) Anywho....off to TMI 1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? What was the situation? I spend a fair amount of my personal time typing with one hand....yes..:) 2. Ever been sexual harassed? What happened? Nope. Sexual harassment is the act of a sombody above you saying have sex with me or your fired (or wont get the promotion...etc). Everything else is just goofs trying to get laid period. I have been solicited by co-workers, under my rules, I did not see it as harassment. 3. Who is your hottest nerd crush? OK.....I've never admitted this to anybody...Alley Sheedy from the breakfast club. I don't know why...but her neurotic ass at that time got me hot.......I'm typing this with one hand as we speak..:) 4. Can a man have multiple orgasms? I just had 2......read up questions 1 and 3 5. Is there such a thing as too much sex? Yes, but rarely.........excess in anything is well.......too much.. Bonus: Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs? Guilty yer honor!!!!! Take care goofs and friends....Happy TMI ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions

Sunday chuckles.......

So I've been trolling around, and reading some interesting blogs. I've seen this probably 1000 times in my mailbox, but found it posted on Funny Emails . It chuckled me and made my mood abit less pensive, hope he doesn't mind I borrowed it. He's got a ton of stuff over there, definately worth a read...:) Classic quotes.... Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” ~ Lynn Lavner “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia “Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” ~ George Burns “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~ Sharon Stone “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” ~ Tiger Woods “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” ~ Jack Nicholson ” Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” “Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal “According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” ~ Robert De Niro “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” ~ Dustin Hoffman “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams “Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.” ~ Steve Martin ” You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.” ~ Elmo Phillips ” It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” ~ George Burns Happy Sunday goofs and friends....:) ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions