TMI Tuesday......and crap like that...

So where to start......dropped of a few resumes today, couple interesting leads........we'll see. If nothing else I could always pimp myself off as a male escort...............a Dan Akroidish male escort.......but shorter....and less funny, but I do have the elaborate system of trusses thing going on. OK, if you got that....you watched way to much tv.........if ya didn't, well, back of the bus for you...:) Anywho......off to TMI 1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? Yes, and court documents prove it.....I digress......:) 2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? It's my personal experience, masturbation is not usually an endurance sport....:) 3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? Orgasm 4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. This really depends on the situation. There are times it's just never proper....like grandma's birthday....or lil jimmy's birthday.......but then there are events like Christmas........ 5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? Remember that scene from Animal House when Belushi is watching that gal get undressed and falls backwards on the ladder??? Or that time the gal in Flashdance took off her shirt and showed off her A-cups///////////umm, no. Can't say that I have........:) Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on. Ya know.......this may be hard to believe, but there is an amazing lack of "quality" midget porn sites on the internet. Oh I mean sure....you can google up a few half assed ones......but quality.....Where the midget love man...I mean c'mon...:) Happy TMI goofs and friends...... ******Shame on you for googling midget porn ya sicko's