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    Sunday, December 30, 2007

    A new year coming...:)

    I was watching a show today.........some of the quotes floored me. My favorite, at this point is this, but I'm going to adlib it abit....:)

    Christ came here a little over 2000 years ago to say love eachother. Not all got the message, those that did have been killing eachother over "exactly" how he said it ever since.

    Take care goofs and friends.....:)

    Monday, December 24, 2007

    Merry Christmas and Blessed Yule....

    Forgive me please if this lacks political correctness.......But Merry Christmas and Blessed Yule.

    Many religions, and many traditions this time of the year. May all of yours be the best and heartfelt..:)

    Thursday, December 20, 2007

    John Edwards "Love Child"....

    This is a rant, but not the rant you may well expect. I really could care less if John Edwards is the father of this child. I personally believe that it's not terribly uncommon that people screw around, and shock of shocks...sometimes people get pregnant....seems to me this has been going on for millenia.....

    No my friends.....my rant is the term..."Love Child".

    I don't know, maybe it's the anti-hippie rebel part of my soul, the one constantly at war with my hippie inner self. Every time I hear this word...I bristle, I mean actually bristle. I realize it's a kinder term than BASTARD....but still..where is the middle ground on this shit?

    Whats wrong with "Like Child"? You know..well, we really liked eachother and the sex was good..but damn, now she's pregnant!!

    I'm still rather partial to "OOPS Baby". Because lets be honest, unless you're trying, whether it's good surprise or a bad surprise..that surprise is an oops!! :)

    To me, this is a term that should be reserved to a couple in "love", married or not, trying to conceive a child, for reasons they believe. Every other thing is just a wrong use damnit....

    I dunno, I don't want to get all preachy here, but pregnancies happen. We don't need to make cutsie names. If your suddenly an unexpected father, be a father to your kid, be the best you can. If your an unexpected mother, be a mother to your kid, best you can.

    I'm sticking with "Like Child"...and "OOPS Baby" this one.......

    happy thursday goofs and friends....now I have to work some more on my zombie shelter..:)

    Tuesday, December 18, 2007

    TMI Tuesday......

    OK...so it's been awhile and I gots bugs up my ass. I guess part of my trouble is holiday related, and the fact that I've answered many many questions, repeatedly many times. Many many times No disrespect to the crew at TMI, but I've already bared my soul man......even used sock puppets and fake voices and shit........ask me new questions, I'll answer.....but the 1st place i got laid has been asked ......over...and over and over again....

    So anywho.........lets take a stab at this weeks shall we?? :)

    1. Are you done with your shopping yet?
    ***Haven't even started yet, it's not the 24th yet damnit!! :)

    2. What is your favorite sexual position?
    ***The one that gets me and my partner off...preferably multiple times, but 1 is not a bad number....:)

    3. On a scale of 1-10, how open are you to trying new sexual things?
    ***Depends on the thing to be honest. There is a difference between say.."honey...can we invite these hot lesbian-bicurious gals into our bed vs. honey..can I shove this tv sized toy up your ass.....yes yes...both may be fun....but damn!!!!

    4. What present are you hoping to get this year?
    ***A job that makes me happy.....my sanity rather depends on it

    5. With your current partner (or your last partner) how often was the sex better than just good?
    ***This is going to sound terrible, but sex with the ex....was always...just "ok". This is not why we divorced, but damn man....


    Bonus (as in optional):Can a relationship that you are part of survive on sex alone? Could it survive a prolonged period of abstinence?
    **No relationship can exist solely on sex my opinion. Not that it's a bad thing or a good thing......just that it's not a human thing. Sooner or later, it needs to get to be more even if thats where you start..........sex is sex.......friendship is friendship...if you can mix the two and still be friends...cool, but sooner or later, one of you will want more or find more in another....least thats my experience....:)

    Happy TMI goofs and friends....:)

    WTF news and reviews....

    It's an odd odd world we live in folks, and I don't just mean this seasons overblown presidential race. While alot of what I read gives me a chuckle, and an equal amount really pisses me off.....sometimes I stumble across little gems that make me just scratch my head and ask WTF??? Read if you care and ponder the absurdity with me.....:)

    Knife At Lunch Gets 10-Year-Old Girl Arrested At School.
    Seems a lass got arrested for bringing a knife to school, not to overthrow her wicked overlords....but to cut the steak she brought from home for lunch. I'm pretty confused by this one as the news tells me everyday that if your kids are in public school, you clearly cannot afford to feed your kids steak...

    Recently I had to tell my son that he couldn't take a venison steak to school for lunch, because I actually was afraid something this stupid might happen..when I was his age, you were a nerd if you didn't have a pocket knife.

    Outside Phoenix store, border debate rages on.
    OK, so a family store wants to keep day laborers off their store parking lot and solicit elsewhere. Immigration rights groups call this racist and insist they allow it, or atleast build a center for the day laborers to congregate. Meanwhile customers are scared by aggressive peeps offering services. BTW....the bigot in question hires a largely latino crew and caters to his nieghborhood......what a racist..:)

    Scientists Create Glow-In-The-Dark Cloned Cat.
    I have no words goofs and friends......just an honest..WTF??? I understand the possible medical breakthroughs, but nothing good will come from this..evil I tells ya!! I wonder when I can buy one?? :)

    Monday, December 03, 2007

    Lest we cast stones..........

    Sorry kids, whether your for the war or against the war,,,,,,,respect to you and yours. I admit there are some good arguments on both sides, and it's never been my intent to make this a political blog.......but Clinton still cracks me up.

    This week, Bill adamantly stated that he was against the war from the beginning, perhaps he forgot to dust off some of his older speeches....Here's a quote from 1998

    “Earlier today I ordered America’s armed forces to strike military and security targets in Iraq. They are joined by British forces. Their mission is to destroy Iraq’s nuclear, chemical and biological weapons programs and its military capacity to threaten its neighbors.

    Saddam (Hussein) must not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons.

    The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government...”

    President Bill Clinton, Dec. 16, 1998.

    You can read the whole article HERE.

    On a lighter note...Jay Leno, is in my opinion, a big fat doodie head! And a meanie...there I said it.....I feel better now! :)

    Yes...yes I know you agreed to actually pay the salaries of your laid off employees "out of pocket" for the next week or two. Actually it's pretty damn commendable, but a little less so when you only did it under pressure from your publicist...and after you let them go having asked them prior to not look for another job, telling them they are family..and "we will all get through this". That joke you made about the strike giving you more free time to add to your car collection......bad form dude!! :)

    Even Conan had more class than that, and offered to pay his staff before the layoffs...he makes what....less than half the 27million a year you do?

    On another note,,,,What the hell is up with our favorite pop tarts these days? Not a smidge of news about Paris.....Lindsey...or Britteny doing something half naked or incredibly stupid....I'm shocked...shocked and dismayed.

    Thats about all I have for todays rants goofs and friends.......but I decided to give you something special this monday.....I may make it a theme.........DANCING MONKEYS!!!!