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    Thursday, December 28, 2006

    Last HNT of the year....:)

    HNT Teddy Bear!!!! Meet O-Bear. O-Bear is very old, O-Bear needs a bath. O-Bear likes Zig's beer.....

    I must keep a careful eye on O-Bear....

    Tuesday, December 26, 2006

    TMI Tuesday........2006 finale

    So another holiday season survived..well almost, New Years is still a few days off yet, but surviving another Festivus counts doesn't it? I honestly hope you and yours had a great holiday, and what better way to cap it with the last TMI of 2006.

    Right then, shall we? ON to TMI!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)?
    This is going to sound silly, but one year I gave my dad a box of lightbulbs, a 5 pound tank of helium, and 20 latex balloons. It was probably one of the best get togethers we ever had.

    2. Where was the first place you ever passionately kissed?
    Ahhhhh....the first kiss. I was was on the bus home from kindergarten. It was passionate and very messy. My busdriver was not amused......

    3. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
    This is a tuff one in that it depends on your definition. On the one hand, I had a babysitter with whom we'd do eveything "but"...yes yes, today we'd call that child molestation.....if it makes you feel any better, we were both underage....I kinda miss her...:)

    4. Have you ever had sex in your parent's home?
    Guilty yer honor!!!!! Multiple offender at that!

    5. Have you ever met anyone in person that you met via your blog? Have you ever kissed anyone you met via your blog? Have you ever done more?
    Of this one, ironicaly I am not guilty. I've met a fair number of people from my "on-line" life. Made some damn good friends, got my heart broke a time or two, had some one night stands.........but never as a result of the blog.

    Bonus (as in optional): Since it is the last TMI Tuesday of the years volunteer some TMI. [Sorry but it is 3am and I don't have a thought left in my pretty little head.)
    An unsolicited TMI.....hrrmmmm. I almost enlisted in the military when I was 18, sometimes I still regret I did not.

    Happy TMI goofs and friends!!!!

    Friday, December 22, 2006

    Da Count............lil things.........

    Odd day, and so many things on my mind this year. One of the better lessons I've learned this that you take the good with the bad, reflect on both, and appreciate the good in both. No matter how bad, a good can be found in it someplace.

    Ironically, I'm not an optomist, nor am I truly a people person, terribly shy, yet I'm chatty............go figure. But I digress..............


    I will remember how lucky I am my family under my roof.

    I will remember how lucky I am my family not under my roof.

    I will remember how lucky I am friends alive and gone.

    I will remember to spend a lil more time doing, and not just remembering..:)

    Merry Christmas goofs and friends, hope your holidays meet you well and well met!! :)

    Tuesday, December 19, 2006

    Merry Christmas and happy TMI!!!! :)

    OK, so I haven't really been in the holiday mood much this month. Zig is a moody creature, and this is usually one of my 4 grumpy months anywho. Having said that, that doesn't mean I can't look you in the eye and say "Merry Christmas" and mean it heartfelt.......pity we've gotten so politically correct about all this.

    So anywho.....rather than rant and bitch and complain.......which I'm rather good at by the way, I'm going straight to TMI. I'm excited.....this should be a good one. The anticipation.....I can hardly wait...can you? Can ya? Can ya?


    1. Is it better to give or receive?
    It really depends. Once I recieved an ass whipping for no clear reason. That would have been better to give than recieve. Infact, it rather sucked balls, in a non loving less than consentual way. On the other hand, a loving spanking, gentle hand....can be good either way proper company......I digress

    2. What is the most sensitive part on a man/woman's body?
    Thier emotions, if they are still human. Past that, I'd have to say pinkie toe. I got kicked in the nuts once and it hurt like hell, but ever stub your pinkie toe??? OUCH!! (no disrespect to all my friends out there...who for some reason no longer have a pinkie toe).

    3. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex? (Queefed? Family walked in? Couldn't get it up?)
    I fell off the bed, while attempting to impress her in a bold and daring move to climb on top and take control of the exciting moment. I hit my head on the wall and knocked over something of value..........there was beer involved.

    4. Do you like to talk dirty during sex? How dirty does it get? Example! ;)
    Sometimes dirty talk is exciting during sex, it can add to the mood. For example once in the shower, I remember moaning......."Oh but your the dirty one aren't ya??!! You dirty lil lil .........well I forget the rest...but thank gawd I was home alone and nobody else could hear. Beer may have also been involved.........

    5. What do you really want for Christmas? Vibrator? Spanking?
    11 millionty dollars would do quite nicely.........but perhaps world peace.......*snicker*.......*snicker*...........LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL...ROFLMAO!!!!!

    Man....I crack myself up sometimes

    Bonus (as in optional): How often do you masturbate?
    Often enough to know you wont go blind from it...........:)

    Merry Christmas goofs and friends.......and happy TMI

    Thursday, December 14, 2006

    HNT....Never fall asleep around a bored Agrah!!

    This is what happens when the lovely wife is bored and has a new camera to play with. I love my wife most of the time!! :)

    Happy HNT Goofs and Friends!!!

    Tuesday, December 12, 2006

    LOOK....LOOK!!! They like me..they really like me!!!

    OK.....not so sure I agree, but here is what I got. I disagree though. Those questions are way damn skewed........that and I'm shy Damnit!!!! :)

    TMI Tuesday......and other annoyances

    I would just like to say, at this moment, nothing will kill a good mood more than going to work. I mean, this really is like the most depressing time of the year for me in general, and I'm trying to suck it up and put a smile on my face. For the love of gawd.........I need some mischief, I need to stir a bucket or two....I miss my sock puppet...My sock puppet would've killed kermit, eaten his legs, and then beat the crap outta Ms piggy with his bones, just for that 12 days song!!...but I digress....alright, shall we then? The suspense is killing me,...:)

    On to TMI!!!!!

    1. What is the sexiest part of your (or a) lover's body?
    Honestly, her eyes. I've always been a sucker for her eyes and the subtle change thier color depending on her mood..:)

    2. What is the un-sexiest part?
    Well thats a loaded question!! Shame on you! My wife reads this blog ya know?? Besides, it's kinda like asking what part of a box of neopolitan ice cream is your least favorite....some days ya like a lil chocolate...some days the strawberry...some days vanilla is just the trick. Ok....there was this one time I picked her up from the ER when she had been given a drug for a migraine. We found out she doesn't tolerate that drug well, and while chemically induced terrets can be amusing...and scary, it's not real sexy. I love you sweetie!!! Please put the gun down..not just lower......OH SHIT!!

    3. What makes you feel sexiest … item of clothing, food, music, film, timbre of someone’s voice/accent/dialect, alcoholic beverage, etc.?
    In fairness, accents and dialects are huge sexy to me. Accents and a conversation be it humorous or serious, but the other can carry thier own. It's such a mixed bag, but even if your drop dead hot, right food, right atmosphere, if you can't carry a's just not sexy.

    4. What is you least favorite sexual position?
    ok......her bent over some part of a from behind....and her either being to tall or short to really make this position work. I know spur of the moment and fantasy and all that, but get the picture. We've all been there I think.

    5. What do you wish your (or a) partner would do to you?
    Love me forever..........and win the lotto. Yes, the lotto would be nice......:)

    Bonus (as in optional): What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
    There was this time I solicited a prostitute, many many years ago. She was a very tall lass, and wore thigh high boots with 3 inch heels. I bent her over the hood of my up...:)

    Happy TMI goofs and friends!!! :)

    Monday, December 11, 2006

    mondays kinda suck........

    Ok, so it's been a lil melancholy in the Zig house and on this blog for that matter, but enough.......lets have some fun shall we?

    First off, I'd just like to say that mondays suck. The work week begins, your heart is just not really into it, brain cells are still pissed over the weekends libations.....ya know what I mean.

    Add to that, 2 people call in sick and another who doesn't "do Mondays"......still wanna know how good she blew to get that....but I digress....well you have an interesting workweek start..........:)

    I could bitch and moan....lament even, but what fun is that, I wanna chuckle. This why I'm going to remember one of my favorite means of entertainment.......cashiers...:)

    I love harassing the gals at the gas station, a mix of flirt and jab. It's all good natured, and never would with one that doesn't want to play, but if the game is on.....yeah baby. My son cringes witnessing this. My wife was given flowers once at the station by a cashier, just for living with me......:)

    Yesterday, I was at the station paying by i was writing it out....the pen died. I told the dead went like this.....

    Her, This is my favorite pen, you broke it.

    Me,'s really just out of ink I think.

    Her, just have to be smarter than the pen..and she no effect.

    Me, It seems the pen is smarter than you too, can I have that one?

    Her, that one?? You just like it because it's dirty looking and nasty.

    Me, yes lass.......the same reasons I like you as well.....:)

    Well, I got flipped off and the other cashier chuckled, I signed my check and left.......sometimes I wonder my son should witness these moments....but it did make me smile...:)

    Friday, December 08, 2006

    Da count.........Looking back...and forward.

    This count goes out to family, and difficult conversations. I'm sure many of you are aware we recently had a death in the family, and the ripple effect that brings. While this has been a difficult time, it has actually had some positive benefits.

    One of the things that this prompted me to do, was catch up some with my family. I spent some time with an uncle I rarely see, and made sure his plans were on paper. We drank some beer and caught up on just talk, goofey stuff. I made time to visit my mom, and make sure her house was well and well stocked. We yakked for hours, and also, discussed her plans when her day comes. Odd, but we've discussed "death", but never what her wishes really are before. Now we have.

    Tonight, I will remember to hug those I love living, and let those I cannot hug know that I love them as well.

    Tonight, I will remember those that have passed, and hope that thier wishes were met well.

    Tonight, I will remember that when a loved one passes, I have a responsibility to make sure those wishes be met also.

    Take care goofs and friends.....:)

    Wednesday, December 06, 2006

    Test, and I've been tagged...

    Sorry if you tried to read here today and got the half page load. Blogger corrupted my template it seems. Hopefully it's viewable again to you goofs...:)

    Sexy Duet has tagged me, lil excited to be honest, never been tagged before...:)

    This is how it works: Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things about you". In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged. People who get tagged need to write a blog post of their own 6 weird things, as well as state this rule clearly. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged" in their comments.

    1) I can't stand some foods, not because of thier flavour, but because of thier texture. Foods like onions, liver, and cooked celery make me gag, because of the way they feel when I chew on them.

    2) I collect gargoyles.

    3) I only sleep well if my head is facing north.

    4) I have 5 working computers in this house, 3 of them are for my personal use.

    5) I live next to a funeral home, and believe we get stray guests as a result.

    6) When I'm driving, I have to have talk radio on. Music is nice, but need talk. Ironically, conversation while driving distracts me, and it can be annoying. I'm going to tag.....Mrs Zig, Lestat, Miss Understood, Cherrie, Stealthbombshell, and CheckPoint786

    I forgot to tag a special friend, so I'll add this at risk of breaking the rules...
    Tag to Mosaic10 :)

    Happy wednesday goofs and friends..:)

    Tuesday, December 05, 2006

    TMI Tuesday and life marches on.........

    Have I mentioned it's damn cold here now?? I mean HOLY SHIT!! I leave for a week and it goes from an balmy late fall 45-50f, and return to temps as nice as say...5-15! I swear there is a cosmic joke in all of this someplace. You crack me up Harry...really ya do..:) to TMI..:)

    1. Ever had your toes sucked on?
    Yes, I was wading in creek barefoot that apparently had lampreys. It was less than sexy.

    2. Ever had a hickey... sexy or trashy? Why?
    Yes...yes I have. I was a teen and thought it made me look studly. I was a teen. I wasn't very smart. nuff said......Oh...and there was that lamprey thing..

    3. Ever stolen from a store? If so, what?
    Guilty. When I was about 4, my mom took my to the local corner store. When nobody was looking I pocketed a candy bar. I was so clever I started eating it on the way home. Mom was less than amused. She drove me back to the store and I had to admit what I had done. That was a long long day.

    4. Ever got a speeding ticket? If so, how many?
    I've had a few. I think the last was 10 or so years ago. Insurance got very expensive at one point....:)

    5. Ever faked an orgasm?
    Again...Guilty yer honor! yes ladies...guys fake them too...:) I mean, lets be honest..even if the sex is really really good, at some point in the night, sleep looks good as well....:)

    Bonus (as in optional): What's the trick to being multiorgasmic?
    Biology aside, a high level of comfort both with your partner, and your own body...should that partner be a B O B, extra batteries......:)

    Happy TMI goofs and friends!!

    Sunday, December 03, 2006

    Interesting week.......................

    I'd personally like to say again.......thank you to all who posted. We survived, and made it home. Some ends yet to wrap up, but most done.

    This adventure has taught me more than I anticipated, and good bad or indifferent, valuable all around.

    The gathering of family and friends, who "pitched in", and those that did not, were interesting all to itself. Those that bitched and those that did not.....also an observation worth note.

    If it can be said a true measure of a mans friends, is that at his wake, the food is free but the drink is not, than this man had many friends. He was sent off well, and several stood up to share a story. The man was well loved.

    I was prompted to take care of some loose ends myself.

    Take care goofs and friends......the lovely wife and will catch up with you soon..