Paying the cell bill........................

I don't know if I've shared this before........but I really don't care for malls. I mean sure......the twenty somethings and ill dressed teenage girl eye candy, all good...but in general, ewwwwwwww. Before you start calling me a pervert....which I am, don't let your daughter go to the mall dressed like a pole dancer, and I won't look at her imagining her pole dancing....period.....:) I digress....... So I go to the mall today to pay the cell bill, simple enough task. The gal was friendly, helpful, and actually....well....helpful. Quite an unexpected treat for a non-commision ordeal. Ok, she talked me into a $12.00 mod for my Razor phone.....but....phhpt. So anywho, I write the check, sitting in her office, she goes to verify the check (bastards always verify the check......bastards...where's the trust man?) and I'm alone in her office looking about. A quick bored survey....wall, wall, stuffed animal, wall, desk, chair, jacket, jacket pocket....... She returns all smiles, and I smile back.....No offense, but may I make an observation I ask? She nods uncertainly... You've been very helpful and pleasant to work with,,,,but....When you leave a stranger alone in your office, perhaps money sticking out of your jacket pocket is a bad idea......:) To which she said...OH SHIT!!!! :)