TMI Tuesday...and enjoying a quiet day....

Lazy tuesday and TMI again already. Man..I don't know about you but it only seems like six or seven days since the last one. The weather is warm and the sun is out....all the lil yellow flowers in my yard are drinking it in....f*cking lil yellow flowers...bastards...every one of them!! Anywho....on to TMI!!:) 1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone? Well thats a loaded question.....:) Zig is a sentimental creature...and really any little thing can flood a memory back to me..it's this wierd filing system that is my mind...most of the memories are good though...:) 2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Ya'know....I used to think of myself as a boob man..(any size, shape, tilt), but I find as I get older this is not always so much so. Honestly...I'd have to say the eyes...if you have a glint of mischief lurking in there....I'm interested, then I'll start staring at your boobs. Ummm if your back is to me...yes, I'm probably looking at your ass..:) 3. Do you prefer to give or receive? Both...and often!! :) 4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? By definition....get the hell outta there...politely and respectfully perhaps..but get the hell out. My best example...Angelina Jolie. Smoking Hot!! I'd do her...my wife would probably do her....I would not dare to fall asleep after. You might well wake up in a tub of ice with a note that your left kidney had been donated to a little kid in a 3rd world nation.....which they ate... 5. What is the strangest place you've had sex? Behind an uncles tent at camp...it was unexpected...it was pleasant...it was naughty.:) Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm.....where to start here and how do we define it. When I was about 8 or 9..I had this 15 year old babysitter that would let me do...just about anything, being 8-9, my equipment wasn't quite working yet but everything else....oh buddy...I miss her sometimes..:) 12-13...equipment working now, the odd girl with strange offers..like I'll give you a hickey anyplace you want...my response..how about one right on the tip of this...:) 15-16 The freckle faced redhead who had a body well developed beyond her years, who asked me after...was it good? I ofcourse, a man of my years happy for having gotten laid said well hell yeah. her response was "good, I've been working on this at home"...True story...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG! Happy TMI Goofs and friends!! :)

TMI Tuesday....and I'm back!!

Man...am I ever jetlagged!! I had no idea that Dorklandia was so much like Ziglandia......but an 18 hour flight......WOW!!! It may have had to do with the fact our pilot only had 1 eye...that drifted, we flew in circles alot.....I digress... The corination was not quite what I was expecting, but the ceremony was interesting. I was presented a with a crown made of balloon animals, presnted by a clown making balloon animals....who I shot on the spot...I REALLY REALLY dislike clowns.....they creep me out damnit!! Then the after party.....ohhh man, this was one hell of an after party. Dorks know how to party!!! Several hangovers later...and an unsettling image of Chistopher Walken officiating a game of strip/take a shot Jenga forever burned into my mind...we are back. This is going to be a tough gig!!! :) On to TMI!!!! 1. Ideal amount of sex per week? As much as you can get and give back in a reasonable and satisfying manner...;) 2. Ever had an online affair? This one stumps me abit, as "affair" means cheating. I've had a few online "relationships" but never juggled 2 or more at the same time, or tried to juggle a seperate online with a real life. I have this tendency to date women who know how to use guns..... 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Sadly....no, I did however stay a Holiday Inn Express once...... 4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people? I believe we've already discussed my feelings about clowns! Besides that, you pretty much have to prove to me your an asshole before I write you off as one. 5. What constitutes bad sex? A strong burning sensation peeing the next morning would be one clue you had bad sex...:) Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? While I have never witnessed this personally, I have a rather large collection of video evidence (for educational purposes ofcourse) that supports this possibility....:) Happy TMI Tuesday goofs and friends!!!!!!! *** Some clown links to support my claims!! Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Shakes the Clown,Tripping the Rift, Stephn King's IT. I'm tellin ya...clowns are evil!! :)

TMI Tuesday...and the vote continues!

It's a tight competition and my lovely wife / campaign manager has been hard at it. I'm not sure who wants this more.....frankly I think she does, just to remind me I'm a dork and so much so as to have won an award saying as much. Either way....it's bragging rights damnit!! :) Anywho.......off to TMI!! 1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________? Rude/Mean people......mean people suck...and not in a sexy way..... 2. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes? Natural is way cool with me....but a lil fun to the mix is good to. Have I ever mentioned how much fun listerene strips can be?? :) 3. How much money would it take to convince you to get on stage naked? There is money involved in this???? DAMNIT!!!!! Now I feel cheap and dirty..... 4. Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting? Sadly...I have. I realise this works for some, and have respect for it......but this is not for my mind. 5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? Whats unsexier.......socks....or ice cold feet??? Do sock puppets count here? Bonus (as in optional): Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested? I indeed have.......not proud of it...but been there. It led to an AA meeting that didn't go so well.................. Happy TMI goofs and friends!!!! Oh...and VOTE FOR ZIG!! :)

TMI Tuesday and a hit on my resume...:)

So I get the manchild to school, and tool back home. I tinker with this and that, run off to the store and lo and behold........blinking answering machine. The message was quite surprising really..."Hi Mr. Zig, I found your resume on the MTB, we have a position open and was wondering if you'd be interested. I'll send you an e-mail also." Now....if your a regular reader you should know I'm kinda dubious...I really have no interest in yakking with another goof about how I can make 2-5k a month on my home pc selling pheremones and snakeoil...or snakes in oil....though that might be fun....I digress. A quick e-mail check, and this is a legit offer. A smallish company that markets it's custom niche software, and hardware support as well. It's local, well established, and has an install base of about 800 customers. I dunno...but definately gonna look deeper into this one! Lets face it, that $7.00 I won off the lotto isn't going to last forever....:) Anywho....off to TMI Tuesday..;) 1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave? Depends on where the stubble is....:) Actually, I need to get back in the habit of every day...I've kinda let myself slip into that "at camp" look. 2. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so? Not nearly as often as I should....I need to work on that. 3. Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad? It's been many years...but actually yes. Both on Yahoo and AFF......the responses were odd and scary...scarier than IRC....and we don't need to discuss that....:) 4. Where was the first place you ever had sex? Depends on how literally you define it.....see I had this babysitter a long time ago...she was 15-16....I wonder if she became a school teacher in Florida..... ***Legal disclaimer...I was the basbysitee...not the employer of said babysitter...:) 5. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much? My lovely wife....and we are usually in some sort of pleasant pain the next day..:) Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off? I see this question pop up again and again from various places. I love getting, I love giving....sometimes adding flavors or listerene strips for fun. (If you have not before...you really should try the listerene strip approach) I wouldn't say it's a turn on or turn off for me, but a tender moment after a part of our lovemaking. To each thier own...:) Anywho....happy TMI goofs and friends!! :)