TMI Tuesday....and I'm back!!
|Man...am I ever jetlagged!! I had no idea that Dorklandia was so much like Ziglandia......but an 18 hour flight......WOW!!! It may have had to do with the fact our pilot only had 1 eye...that drifted, we flew in circles alot.....I digress...|
The corination was not quite what I was expecting, but the ceremony was interesting. I was presented a with a crown made of balloon animals, presnted by a clown making balloon animals....who I shot on the spot...I REALLY REALLY dislike clowns.....they creep me out damnit!! Then the after party.....ohhh man, this was one hell of an after party. Dorks know how to party!!!
Several hangovers later...and an unsettling image of Chistopher Walken officiating a game of strip/take a shot Jenga forever burned into my mind...we are back. This is going to be a tough gig!!! :)
On to TMI!!!!
1. Ideal amount of sex per week?
As much as you can get and give back in a reasonable and satisfying manner...;)
2. Ever had an online affair?
This one stumps me abit, as "affair" means cheating. I've had a few online "relationships" but never juggled 2 or more at the same time, or tried to juggle a seperate online with a real life. I have this tendency to date women who know how to use guns.....
3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Sadly....no, I did however stay a Holiday Inn Express once......
4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people?
I believe we've already discussed my feelings about clowns! Besides that, you pretty much have to prove to me your an asshole before I write you off as one.
5. What constitutes bad sex?
A strong burning sensation peeing the next morning would be one clue you had bad sex...:)
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate?
While I have never witnessed this personally, I have a rather large collection of video evidence (for educational purposes ofcourse) that supports this possibility....:)
Happy TMI Tuesday goofs and friends!!!!!!!
*** Some clown links to support my claims!! Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Shakes the Clown,Tripping the Rift, Stephn King's IT. I'm tellin ya...clowns are evil!! :)