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    Wednesday, August 08, 2007

    Wednesday reflection....and an open apology

    As some of ya may have noticed......I've kind of been taking a backseat lately blogwise. Maybe it's the heat......maybe it's just writers block, creativity has been a little lax for a few days. I was going to do mute mondays.......but ehhhh...I was going to do TMI....but ehhh....I considered another rant in general, but then it hit me...hit me like a ton of bricks. I mean like a brick tossed by an evil neighbor when you're peeing in thier garden at 3am brick. It was just that powerful..

    Many many years ago, shortly before I first met my lovely wife....I was dating a gal that I at the time felt I was kinda of smitten with. Granted she was young, as was I at the time, but ehh, know the routine. Granted both her and her mom were batshit insane...but like 16 you look past these things yes?? So anywho, I was kinda smitten, and pretty much in lust at the time and thought....well she was my "girlfriend" and all, life was grand. We'll call her...EB (evil bitch)

    So anywho...we dated for a few months as a steady type thing, some heavy petting, some groping, maybe a bare boobie tweak here and there....but not much more. Fair enough, we don't want to push these things right? I mean sure I'm a horney teen...and sure she's being a tease and all...but if she's not ready...suck it a man.

    One day at my buddies TA's house bullshiting and sipping some beers while yakking about EB we're looking at his impressive collection of X-Men comics that he knows will be his cash cow one day. I go to grab another comic as TA goes to take a piss and what do I see on his dresser? Why it's a letter from EB.

    Being a man of tact and infinite diplomacy...I did what one simply must in this situation....I read the letter. It was a sappy letter to say the least, it gushed with about how cool his rustbucket cougar was that had a moon roof. It was punctuated with smiley faces, hearts, and littly kitty faces and shit like that. it said alot of stuff......alot......

    TA (total asshole) returned from the bathroom..I assume he was pissing in the bathroom but one can never tell with that crazy ass....and saw me reading it, fucker turned white as a ghost. When I say white as a ghost this is really no small feat, I mean the kid was already practically an albino to turn a lighter shade of pale was impressive......I digress

    Anywho, a short talk ensued, some shit got said, but not a hand was raised...I handed him his letter, looked him in the eye...and wished him luck with his desire.....

    Now we get to the apology part........:)


    I apologize for wishing you luck. Really, I really really do. I mean really...had I known you'd have knocked up EB not once....but twice before she was 18 and you would have had to drop out of highschool....I might have warned you. Had I known she was going to cheat on you the entire time you were together....well let's be honest dude, she was cheating on me with you genious....:)

    Had I known then that today still you live with your dad, and let the state pay your kids child support for you...well, actually, we all kinda saw that coming. Glad you got everything both of you deserve...:) Sell those comics yet?????

    This post inspired by this weeks TMI question.....3 and sponsored by the letter D and number 7. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?

    ***Editors response to the lovley wife....I didn't actually put his eye was a near miss,,,,,,,but damn it puffed up pretty...and yes..yes i did enjoy it....:)

    Happy wednesday goofs and friends!!! :)

    Comments on "Wednesday reflection....and an open apology"


    Blogger Mrs.ZigZagMan said ... (9:25 PM) : 

    I must have done something right because I got you:)


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (1:35 AM) : 

    mrs.Zig...You my love, are my godess.:)


    Blogger Lucy said ... (9:11 AM) : 

    Wow! This is a heavy duty post. I came on the wrong day. The worst thing I've ever done to a friend is tell them the truth. The truth hurts sometimes, especially to a denial-addict like this person was. But it later on made for a great standup comedy routine. So I don't feel so bad after all.

    Nice coming across your blog!


    Blogger RockDog said ... (9:52 AM) : 

    Wow man! That's like an after school special gone horribly wrong!

    Have a kick ass weekend!


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (7:06 AM) : 

    lucy...thanks for stopping by, sorry you caught me on a darkish mood post...;) my friend...have no idea...:)


    Blogger Bunny said ... (9:40 AM) : 

    You definitely got the better end of that deal!


    Blogger crse said ... (2:33 PM) : 

    I agree with Bunny. Thank the heavens you ended up with Mrs. Z. And I thank you for reminding me that sometimes bad things do happen to bad people which in a not nice way makes me feel better today.


    Blogger Amorous Rocker said ... (3:39 PM) : 

    I agree with Bunny and crse; you most definitely got the better end of that deal. Karma is a bitch and sounds like both of those morons got what they deserved. Bad shit happens to good people but sometimes the end result turns out better, ya know? ;) Hope y'all have a great weekend Zigs! :o)


    Blogger Stealth said ... (9:05 PM) : 

    *echoes bunny*

    I haven't been doing much blogging..I think it is the summer or the block who knows..


    Blogger Aunt Jackie said ... (1:14 PM) : 

    Happy Weekend! Miss you Mr. and Mrs. Zig!!!


    Anonymous SeaRabbit said ... (4:14 PM) : 

    Are you saying that who cheated at the beginning will cheat at end??? Are you telling me that I should kick my boyfriend out of here?? Are you telling me that all my rants about what happened between us the first year we met is all I can expect from him from now on???
    I hope not... Otherwise, I will feel like the total idiot I am probably...
    I wish you will have better times quite soon... ;-))


    Blogger Just Jackie said ... (1:56 PM) : 

    What an especially entertaining and enlightening post.

    I think my favorite part, because I have such young children still, is the "today's post brought to you by the letter D and the #7". LMFAO.



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