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    Tuesday, July 17, 2007

    TMI Tueday and a public service announcement..

    Wooohooo!! It's TMI Tuesday again!!!
    I'm taking a break from the "gas grill follies" today, but I do have a gas grill follies tie in here.

    I was at the gas station today, and this older gentle redneck soul was badgering the hell out of the new girl. Ordinarily friends, I don't make snap judgements..I'm a redneck myself, I can be crass...but you don't harass my gals if they don't like it. THATS MY JOB!! :).......and you never cuss them..in a family store...to the point of tears....thats NOBODY'S job...

    Seems our new friend wanted his propane tank refilled, and was absolutely positively sure he got it filled here before. Seems he also had no concept of the OPD valve rules that have been written into Michigan law for some years here now.....He simply could not comprehend...no, I can't refill your tank....I don't even have the hook-ups for that valve anymore..

    While I'm no real fan of OPD valves.....and the shit I had to go through to convert..when my old tanks expired...5 years ago.....I'm less of a fan of badgering some 20 year old "like it's her fault"....deal with it buddy......suck it up. Those girls can't afford the $250.00 fine even if they could find the old adapter you honestly believe they are hiding to spite you.....It's always refreshing to see there are bigger assholes than myself..........:)

    Anywho........off to TMI....this looks like a fun one...:)

    1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
    )Garter belt and stockings.....matching lacey bra...damn hot!!! Cutie boy shorts on the right gal.....sometimes....just my t-shirt on her, nothing else.......mmm:)

    2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
    )Money is just one of many ways a man pays for sex......and pays....and pays........:)

    3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
    )Bare is not necessarily my thing.......but groomed is greatly appreciated..:) If you r'e legs are a little stubbly...thats not a deal breaker, if you didn't save your pits yesterday...ehhh...we are campers man....sasquatch.....not so sexy..

    4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
    )Years ago....I used to publish porn sites......I had thought I had seen just about everything. One day..I stumbled across a porn vid that seemed pretty tame. It was doggy style.....he was pounding her pretty good...she was moaning groaning tossing her head around as only a porn star can...it was clear he was about to blow...then the most disturbing thing happened...she reached up and stuck her finger down her throat......and heaved......alot.....I mean really alot...not just alittle.....ALOT...dry heaves and all. After my initial shock and EWWWWWWW!! it dawned on me......wonder what that felt like from his end??? lol

    5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?
    I prefer to the simple concept of "just right"...:) Your milage may vary.....

    Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
    )When the officer tells you honest....we know we busted ya dirty.....but we also know we didn't bust you half of what you've done.....thats a good time to stop talking...I 'm just going to whistle and let this one pass..........:)

    Happy TMI goofs and friends!!!!!

    Comments on "TMI Tueday and a public service announcement.."

     

    Blogger Mrs.ZigZagMan said ... (4:11 PM) : 

    LOL you always crack me up... btw I would die for you.. I am willing to listen and possibly entertain most of your sexual fantasies... BUT I will NOT! NOT! NOT! purposefully throw up for you! XOXOXOXO

    4:07 PM

     

    Blogger Amorous Rocker said ... (4:26 PM) : 

    "our milage may vary....." -LMAO! You are so hilarious Sir Zig. All of your answers are awesome. Minus that puking bit, gross. I hate puking, I can't imagine someone doing it for someone's "pleasurable" purposes. Eeeek. Happy TMI! :o)

     

    Blogger Jay said ... (5:00 PM) : 

    All men have paid for sex in some way or another. Maybe not hard cash, but they've paid. Definitely.

     

    Blogger ArtfulSub said ... (6:18 PM) : 

    Great answers. Call me a sick Troll, but....I'm kinda curious what that would feel like too.

    I know what sneezes feel like.

     

    Blogger Vixen said ... (1:44 AM) : 

    Interesting take on #4...probably more so that you thought of WHAT it felt like on his end. LOLOOLOL

    But um...now that you *mention* it...

    HappyTMI!

     

    Blogger Bunny said ... (7:09 AM) : 

    Ok, even I'm wondering what the barfing thing does for the, uh, inserter. Hmmm. Does create a lot of pressure . . .

    "I prefer to the simple concept of "just right" I haven't even found that yet - can too much be just right?

    Happy TMI!

     

    Blogger Jon Galt said ... (12:30 PM) : 

    If it ever comes to the point that my lover has to throw-up all over the place for me to get my rocks-off, I'm pretty sure the next thing I suck will be the barrel of a shotgun. Then again, who am I to judge... afterall, she stuck her fingers down her own throat.

    Man, we are a whacky species.

    And the dude bitchin' out your girl because she didn't have the valve adapter that he thought she should... this is exactly why I left retail 15 years ago. What a moron.

    Great TMI ZigZag!!!

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (12:58 PM) : 

    mrs.zig...I somehow suspected this was not an option, I think it was the reaction when you watched it with me that clued me in..:)

    amorous rocker...Sir Zig...I like it..sounds..Royal. Thanks for stopping by goof lass.:)

    jay...Your preaching to the choir buddy..dead on right!! :)

    artfulsub...Well it's nice to know I'm not the "only" sick troll..:)

    vixen...Got ya thinking now eh?? :)

    bunny...I'm guessing it's like if she sneezes....but much more intense. I'm thinking you could hurt a guy..:)

    jon galt...No truer words have been typed...we are indeed a whacky species..:)

     

    Blogger crse said ... (10:12 AM) : 

    Whoa buddy. LOVE the bonus!!!

     

    Blogger Suze said ... (1:01 PM) : 

    I hope you were talking about Mrs Zig with the garter and stockings. Lol

     

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