TMI Tuesday......a day late...

OK...so I'm a little late this week...but lets see what we can do with this fine edition shall we?? :) 1. Leather, lace or silk? )Can't I have all three?? Personally, I prefer lace on satin when it comes to her....but, flannel pj's can be sexy too....hey..it can get cold up here..:) 2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones? )I guess not everybody has access to broadband internet yet..... 3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)? )Yes, yes, yes, and no....in the ocean..are ya fricking nuts?? there be carniverous and stinging critters there.. 4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____. )GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!!! / HELLFIRE WELL QUENCHED!!!!! LOLOL man...I crack myself up sometimes...really.....really I do.... 5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)? )OK...this question keeps coming up loosly defined...are we talking actual penetration here...because this one always throws me off. If we are talking penetration, then I'll not discuss my naughty babysitter this time and reflect long and hard. First time.....hrrrmmmm........hrrrmmm.....well I'd love to tell you a romantic young teen love story ( I do have one ) but this particular moment...hrrm... ..Well I guess it was because I was horny...she was willing and asked me...hey wanna fuck?? :) Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that: a) get you excited )Romance / Vacation / Wanna? b) make you squirm )Dentist / Episiotimy / Vasectomy c) make you laugh )Dookie / Poop / Rutabega There ya go goofs and friends, more than ya ever wanted to know. Happy belated TMI!!