Tagged again.....with an ABC's Twist

Hrrrmmmmmm.....Seems my favorite spider monkey like friend CRSE has tagged me with an ABC list of obscure questions. Well what the hell....I'm a sport and seems like good fun. This one came without a manual...so I'm going to guess I have to tag 3 others...but lets take a poke at the answers yes? Are you excited?? I am.....shall we then? :) A- Available or Single? Available only with a permission slip from the lovely wife..she is not amused by forgeries either...:) B - Best Friend? My wife....not to sound all sappy, my best guy buddy died...so phhpt C - Cake or Pie? Define Pie... D - Drink of Choice? Courvosier..straight up, coke chaser...:) E - Essential Item(s)? A truck full of gas, a gallon of bleach, battery powered radio, couple hundred in cash small bills, and a loaded shotgun....this was my y2k plan..:) F - Favorite Color? Black and Gold.....not sure why... G - Gummi Bears or Worms? Bears definately...you can make cartoon voices as you eat them...like NOOOOOOOOO AWWHHH NOOO MY FEET!! AWWW!..It's fun on car rides...this also why teddy grahms rock:) H - Hometown? The one I call home....:) I - Indulgence? Midget porn, Courvosier, mostly the midget porn.... J - January or February? Feb....name another month as cool as this....it's got a 29th day every 4 years and all!! :) K - Kids? Tastey if cooked properly..:) L - Life is incomplete without… Blues.....gotta hole in your soul if ya don't dig the blues...:) See...you all thought I was gonna get sappy there eh?? M - Marriage Date: A pleasant special day in Oct..if you were there...you remember. N - Number of Siblings: None....kinda.... O - Oranges or Apples? Both...and prefferably with vodka of some sort!! :) P - Phobias/Fears: I believe I've voiced my feelings about clowns before... Q - Favorite Quote: "What goes around comes around." I've personally found this to not only be true...but it picks up speed and force on its way back. Second favorite is "Hi siempre bewbies" R - Reasons to Smile? Several..too many to count....but seeing that asshole that passed you on the highway five miles back pulled over warms my heart considerably..:) S - Season? Camp season T - Tag Three: Hrrrm....Rockdog, Aunt Jackie, and..LeStat U - Unknown Fact About Me: I type with a teddy bear my grandma made on my desk....that makes me a what??!! YEAH!! Bite me!! :) V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? Proud member of PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals....Besides, my wife would have to become a quadraplegic if I became a vegetarian...:) W - Worst habits? Perhaps the shorter list would be good habits.....:) X - X-rays or Ultrasounds? X-rays....all the way..still waiting for my x-ray glasses...:) Y - Your Favorite Foods: Dead cow....dead pig....dead chicken....pizza (prefferably with dead cow and dead pig on it), beer is a food isn't it? Z - Zodiac: Aquarius.............which oddly is not a water sign......:) OK....That's my meme tagged ass..:)Hope you all enjoyed my shame!! :) Take care goofs and friends!!