My ode to Paris Hilton.....

I usually try to avoid this type of nonsense.....and can't believe I'm going to soil my blog...but.....it is my blog...so tough shit..:) Paris...it's simple...shut up and do your 45 days. Good behavior, you may well be out in less than 30. You're right...you are being treated differently, your only getting 45 days...after violating your probation twice in 3 months into the 1st year. Probably didn't help you were 20 minutes late for court either...:) In short....suck it up bitch....move on...and pay somebody to ghost write your tragic tale. But here is an amusing video for ya to watch before you go.....:) Alternatively...should you choose to escape, you could try THIS.....:) Nuff said