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    Sunday, July 23, 2006

    Surviving Camp................:)

    Another camping trip survived!!!! The Zig houshold loves to camp. We eat, we drink , we sing...sometimes nekkid. Fun is usually had by all.

    This camp had a new twist.......hence the image with this post. For those of you not familiar with these critters, they are racoons. Nasty lil monkey toed rats with a fettish for camping goods. They try to get in your coolers, try to get in your car, but usually afraid of humans. Coons are just a part of camping, like tuck your food away, don't leave trash leave them alone, they leave you alone.

    That was until this year.......f*cking coon mafia this trio. I'm certain they had back up packing guns off the perimeter as well.

    These goofs seemed content to sniff my toes as I sit by the fire. They were extremly fond of our well stocked bar (yes, we have a fully stocked bar at camp), and tried to steal my father in laws cherry beef jerky. By steal, I mean the bag on the table 6 inches from him while he was eating said jerky. By jerky, I mean Dublin Store Jerky. You wanna talk about asking for a quick and painful death??? Mess with that mans Dublin jerky.

    Somehow........yelling "BAD KITTY!!" drunk off your ass at 3:00AM as a racoon is stealing your shit is not as entertaining as one would imagine...:)

    Anywho...we survived, we had a hoot, and I'm very hungover. The lovely wife had a bit of a hard week, developed a nasty kidney stone that tossed abit of a wrench in the week, we've decided not to use the word "vacation" ever again. Her body seems to que in on it. More stories to come and plenty of HNT this trip.

    Comments on "Surviving Camp................:)"


    Blogger Miss Understood said ... (3:30 AM) : 

    ooh, kidney stone. Not nice. Hope she's feeling better :)

    Well, glad you're back safe and sound...can't wait for the stories!


    Blogger Suze said ... (5:24 PM) : 

    I hope Mrs Zig is feeling better and glad you all got back in one piece.

    Did the racoons try to steal away in your luggage? To a Brit they look all sweat and cuddly but I can see how they could be a right pain in the arse.

    Make sure Mrs Zig looks after herself.


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (8:27 PM) : 

    Thanks for the kind words, Mrs Zig is working on it, not a fun time for her.

    Yes, the lil buggers look cute enough..until they steal your car and make a midnight run to Wendy's..:) (Comercial here in the states, late night fast food shop)

    They are amusing, till they try to steal your beer or jerky.


    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:00 AM) : 

    Being one of the campers at above mentioned camp, I can speak with some authority on the above. The Zig Family campouts are always a screaming success!!! No scary thrill ride beats the fright one recieves taking a whiz in the woods at night time! Straddling anything, or crouched over some poor defenseless leaf attempting to hold onto the wet, slippery bark of a tree while the rain is giving you a free shower, and the relief of having accomplished what one set out to do, only to hear MAJOR snuffling right behind you,and snapping twigs. To hell with protocol, wipe one's butt? No it's drip dry and away, dive into the tent and zip the door shut faster than a whizzing bullet.
    Next time I go, and I will go again I wanna take someone with me that will come out, and keep all the big animals away from me...


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