Dear K-Mart.........
 While I agree I should have read the small print....your sign clearly said "CLEARANCE" $5.00. The small print that said..."and up" was just kind of a hook and poorly done. Also, placing many items on that rack, not just one..or a few, but MANY...for $29.95.....is just assholery.Face it goofs, you don't sell bathrobes on your premium rack for $29.95, you're fucking K-Mart. I'm supposed to feel like I got a bargain finding this on the $5.00 clearance rack???? Actually I would have....if you had only tried to charge me $5.00 dollars, as the sign implied instead of $29.95.......I digress.... OK.....so maybe assholery isn't a real word....but it should be, and you get the point. In fact, as of today, if it wasn't a real word, it is now. It is now synonymous with K-Mart! Frederick Meijer cries for you........and he probably thinks your an asshole...:) |
posted by ZigZagMan at 1:14 AM
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Ashly Star said ... (3:40 PM) :
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Anonymous said ... (7:14 PM) :
post a commentAssholery is a word. I've used it before. Along with douchebaggery and several others that I shall keep to myself for now. I say if you can come up with a word, spell it, think up a decent definition of what it means and use it properly in sentences... it's a word. Fuck the dictionary. =D If they can put the word "crunk" in the dictionary... I can claim the words I make up as real words.
Ive used assholery too. And dickery. My favorite though is fuckwadery. This made me laugh til I coughed but i was still glad!