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    Friday, February 15, 2008

    Dear K-Mart.........

    While I agree I should have read the small print....your sign clearly said "CLEARANCE" $5.00. The small print that said..."and up" was just kind of a hook and poorly done. Also, placing many items on that rack, not just one..or a few, but MANY...for $29.95.....is just assholery.

    Face it goofs, you don't sell bathrobes on your premium rack for $29.95, you're fucking K-Mart. I'm supposed to feel like I got a bargain finding this on the $5.00 clearance rack????

    Actually I would have....if you had only tried to charge me $5.00 dollars, as the sign implied instead of $29.95.......I digress....

    OK.....so maybe assholery isn't a real word....but it should be, and you get the point. In fact, as of today, if it wasn't a real word, it is now. It is now synonymous with K-Mart!

    Frederick Meijer cries for you........and he probably thinks your an asshole...:)

    Comments on "Dear K-Mart........."

     

    Blogger Amorous Chick said ... (3:40 PM) : 

    Assholery is a word. I've used it before. Along with douchebaggery and several others that I shall keep to myself for now. I say if you can come up with a word, spell it, think up a decent definition of what it means and use it properly in sentences... it's a word. Fuck the dictionary. =D If they can put the word "crunk" in the dictionary... I can claim the words I make up as real words.

     

    Anonymous crse said ... (7:14 PM) : 

    Ive used assholery too. And dickery. My favorite though is fuckwadery. This made me laugh til I coughed but i was still glad!

     

    Blogger Bunny said ... (6:56 PM) : 

    I hate when stores do that shit. "and up" and "as low as" in teeny print should be outlawed, damn it.

     

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