Dear Al Gore....Update....again...

Al......this is insane, but I gave into my lovely wife and shoveled a shitpile of global warming from our driveway. I'm sure you agree this was courageous of me as it was mostly made of hydrogen and oxygen. Did I mention I have a metal shovel Al? One spark and we could have all been dead!! Just thought you'd like to know. Your pal in Global warming.......Zig