Dear Al Gore....Update....again...

Al......this is insane, but I gave into my lovely wife and shoveled a shitpile of global warming from our driveway. I'm sure you agree this was courageous of me as it was mostly made of hydrogen and oxygen. Did I mention I have a metal shovel Al? One spark and we could have all been dead!! Just thought you'd like to know. Your pal in Global warming.......Zig

Dear Al Gore....Update....

Just to let you know.........another 2 inches of global warming has fallen on my property since my last note. My wife is insisting I shovel said global warming from our driveway. Her car is lower to the ground and almost got stuck in it. I keep telling her to blame Bush and big oil...but she's not buying it. She's certain if we simply shovel the global warming away..the driveway will be more passable.....I tell her thats silly talk. We all know the only way to solve this is true change. brb...gotta start the jeep and let it idle for 5-10 minutes...I hate driving that damn thing when its cold. Your friend in global warming.....Zig.

Dear Al Gore....

This morning...I had to brush 10-12 inches of global warming off my 4 wheel drive SUV to take my son to school this morning. Just thought you'd like to know. That is all...