It's official..........
 Hillary can absolutely win by a sweeping majority in some early primary states. Granted, uncontested states..states without delegates..states who didn't have campaigns. Way to go Hillary! You swept Michigan...as the only front runner on the ballot against "uncommitted" and a hopeful that had already dropped out of the race. Florida...ofcourse, was a little tighter for ya. Good thing ya flew in and announced to the Florida press you weren't there to campaign or anything. Somebody might have thought you were breaking the rules or something. Someplace out in space......there is a celestial snicker....:) |
posted by ZigZagMan at 9:54 PM
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Jay said ... (11:13 PM) :
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ZigZagMan said ... (7:29 PM) :
post a commentWhen asked about campaigning in Florida, even though she had agreed not to, Hillary pounded the podium and yelled "I DID NOT HAVE CAMPAIGN RELATIONS WITH THAT STATE!"
This is a test of the Florida Democratic primary.
The party leaders in your area, in violation of Democratic national authorities, have developed this unofficial primary to try to cut ahead of other states, in the event of an actual election.
For the next sixty seconds, you will hear a high-pitched whining tone that will let you know that your fellow Floridians just threw their votes away, followed by a collective yawn from the rest of America.
Remember, this is only a test.
*WHHI-I-I-I-I-NNNE!*
*yawn*
This has been a test of the Florida Democratic primary. If this had been an actual primary, you would have been instructed to vote one week later at one of the polling stations in your area.
This concludes this test of the Florida Democratic Primary.
Jay...That my friend...is funny!! :)
Insomnia...do they pay you to be that annoying?? :)