Random conversations...

Me........You there?? Buddy....yeah...I'm here..thanks for calling man. I'm checking into a 90 day lock down. Me....Wow! you doing this to dry out free will, or court ordered? Buddy.....Fuck you! Doing it for me....I just gotta get straightend out. Me......Ok...So long is it's for you, you know I'm here for ya! Buddy....No...I applied..and they went through my records and they listed every suicide attempt I made in the last five years....do you know how many? Me...Ya know, we've had this talk before. No idea......4-5? Buddy.....More like 8! Do you know what that means Zig......do you??? Me...Ummmn....That you suck at suicide? Buddy....your an asshole!!! Me....Yeah, probably shouldn't apply for that job at the suicide hotline eh?? ***Editors note: No this is not about Brittany Spears. This was a conversation with somebody I actually like. :)