You have devils dancing in your eyes....

Ever hear a new phrase that catches ya a little offgaurd..then make a mental note to save it for future use?? :) Now and then I do....always try to add it to my lexicon, though they often confuse my lovely wife. She's taken to writing them down...:) This morning was one such..I had gone to the local gas station and one of my favorite cashiers C was working. This made my day better just because. C is around 58, maybe 5ft tall and round as she is tall.....with a personality to match. C has a plastic baseball bat under her register....with many signatures on it, all of which signed after they made her cranky enough to hit them with it. Mess with C at your own peril...:) Me...Morning! (as I place my coffee on the counter) C...Oh Don't you even start with me today! Me...?? C...You have devils dancing in your eyes Me...nawww, but ummmmn, this coffee is burnt.. C...OH BULLSHIT!!! I just made that coffee!! Me...and I see your stocking up on those new sissy cup lids...those really suck you know.. C...BULLSHIT!! There are 2 stacks of the ones you like over there! Me...Are not, only 1.. C...There are 2! Me...1 C...2! Me...sissy lids I'm telling ya, how much for my burnt coffee? C...Get the hell out of here!!! Me...(chuckling) OK....have a nice day...:) C...yeah, you too dear...HAVE A GREAT DAY!! Me...Don't tell me what kind of day to have.... C...Have one anyway and get the hell out of here!!!!!!!!!! I think she's sweet on me.........and yes, my name is on that baseball bat...........:)