|Just a few that showed up in my inbox and gave me a chuckle today.......|
Joke 1 "Flat Tire"
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So
she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps
out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman,
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
Joke 2 "Not Happy"
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights
whilst not really paying attention.
Anyway the fella who was driving got out.
And he was a dwarf!
He said "I'm not happy"
I said "Well, which one are you then?"
Joke 3 "Hung Over"
A man gets up hung over one morning to find his wife in the kitchen at the stove. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed so very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
happy Monday goofs and friends!! :)