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    Monday, June 11, 2007

    Monday Mailbox...:)

    Just a few that showed up in my inbox and gave me a chuckle today.......

    Joke 1 "Flat Tire"
    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So
    she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps
    out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
    them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
    traffic.

    The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
    bodies to approaching drivers.

    Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
    It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
    enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
    "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman,
    calmly.

    "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
    by the road?!" asks the Officer.

    "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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    Joke 2 "Not Happy"
    This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights
    whilst not really paying attention.

    Anyway the fella who was driving got out.

    And he was a dwarf!

    He said "I'm not happy"

    I said "Well, which one are you then?"
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    Joke 3 "Hung Over"
    A man gets up hung over one morning to find his wife in the kitchen at the stove. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed so very drunk," she replied.

    Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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    happy Monday goofs and friends!! :)

    Comments on "Monday Mailbox...:)"

     

    Blogger Amorous Rocker said ... (1:30 AM) : 

    ROFL @ #3. :D:D:D

    The dwarf joke is awful.... and fuuuun-ny. :)

    Emergency flashers, lol.


    Such nerdy goofy jokes, I like them lol.

     

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