TMI Tuesday and Ubuntu is my enemy!!!

OK.....perhaps thats a bit strong......but we are by no means friends Ubuntu and I...grrrrrr. 4 failed installs, on 2 separate machines...has frankly, left a sour note in my Linux enthusiasm. I had initially started this as a learning experience. To tinker with something new and more ready for the desktop than earlier Linux distributions. I was told Ubuntu had it going on......if this is true friends....it's going on elsewhere. I realize my odd collection of hardware is probably a huge part of this..even perhaps my desire to install it as a "dual boot" solution. Sadly..while this machine is no spring chicken, when I bit the bullet and let it wipe my primary hdd....and do a clean install...which failed spectacularly...I kinda saw the reality. I'm no Linux guru friends......but I have in the past installed it just fine, got bummed about relevant software and device drivers......I keep hearing.."it's matured". Well those older versions were smart enough to partition my hdd, preserve my existing OS, and use LILO to boot. I cannot say the same of Ubuntu at this time...maybe I'll look at Mandriva or Fedora..... As a learning experience however....I have become increasingly adept at removing ext3 partitions while preserving the existing OS.....:) Anywho......off to TMI!! :) 1. Should guys wear pink? )Hell yes...and like an asshat!! (Zig slaps the desk with his hand!!) I love that scruffy hard core I can kick Brits ass attitude she has!! :) 2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? )Depends....but usually closed....I have a lazy and at that close..it gets dizzying to look and kiss.:) 3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive? )A sense of humor.......and a quick wit..(these are not always the same thing) 4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? )Guilty yer honer!!!!!!!!!! 5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? )Can I have both??? I'm all for amazing oral.....but a twofer is way more fun!! :) Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? )Your losing it buddy...and you don't even know it. Glad your still there and not me..:) Happy TMI Goofs and friends!!