TMI Tuesday....and crappy weather..

You gotta love this part of the year. In this great state...it's not at all uncommon to have temps in the 50's and 60's....only to have it snow tomorrow. That my friends is what we have going on today. Rainey and mild......temps to drop to around 31...and yes....snow. This land isn't made for wussies damnit!! :) Anywho.....on to TMI!! 1. What is your middle name? The name between my first and last name.....for purposes here..I guess that would be "Zag" 2. Where do you keep your toys? In your nightstand? In my guncase, usually locked unless visited by the Jehova's Witness crew.. 3. How many toys do you have? List them! (links & pictures are nice, too!) =P Hrmmmm....Last count 7-8....various lengths and diameter....) 4. Are you a swinger? Ever wanted to be? I used to be an avid swinger when I was much much younger...Now it's just creepy. You can fall out of those things and skin your knee or something. 5. When should parents sit children down for the "birds & bees" talk? Preferabbly before they figure it out themself......like 6. Unfortunatly, the way things are going in this country...your kid going to school saying.."Daddy talks to me about sex"....could get you arrested.....grrr Bonus (as in optional): Do you know how many sex offenders are in your city? Find out & tell me. (click here!) Fortunately very few in this area....half for having a birds and bees talk with there kids...:) Happy TMI goofs and friends!!!!