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    Monday, April 02, 2007

    Mondays are interesting.......

    So I'm sitting at the computer looking up testing criteria for A+ and Network+....and looking at porn.....when the phone rings..

    I find this odd as the caller ID reflects it as a local number, but not a name I really recognize. Ordinarily I'd let the machine pick this up, but I'm bored as hell....and the suspense is killing me. Maybe I really did win the UK lotto jackpot or something!!

    I pick up...

    Me: Hello, this is Zig.

    Mysterious Stranger: Hi, Zig...are you the Zig that does PC repair?

    Excited Me: Well yes I am, how did you hear of me?

    Mysterious Stranger: I was at the local grocery store and saw your flyer on the board, you certainly seem motivated...

    Excited Me: Well yes, just trying to make a living. I'm relieved to hear people read those after all. What can I do for you?

    Mysterious Stranger: Well, my wife and I have been working with a new Internet Business, and we were wondering if we could talk with you about it.

    Dubious Me: I dunno......I've tried that before..know people that have invested thousands and never saw a dime....

    Mysterious Stranger: No..I understand, I can assure you that you wouldn't invest anywhere NEAR a thousand......I can bring my sponser along as well....

    Cynical Me: Well.....I may be willing to hear what you have going on, but not my home.....someplace more neutral perhaps?

    Mysterious Stranger: Sure problem....Burger King then???

    Me: I'll have to get back to ya....thanks...

    So anywho I'm not certain I want to look into this one. This is a big ole goofy universe and all. I mean.....The idea of becoming a millionaire with my own home based internet business...via a call from a stranger...who got my name from my flyer at the grocery store....negotiated at a local Burger just whacky enough to work!! I could just write a small story and sell it to hollywood for a cool million and let them make a romantic comedy out of it.......

    Yeah......Adam Sandler could play me.....not happy gilmour Adam.....but punchdrunk love Adam...I'm liking it. Maybe Jennifer Tilly could play Agrah......I'm liking this more and more......and the mysterious stranger can be Christopher Walken!! Bam!! now thats the cast I want....I'm seeing it now........and the mysterious strangers sponser can be a monkey in a fez hat....and he chases all the kids around and round in the playground at the burger king!!!! I should get paid for this shit I swear....

    In reality......the end product would probably look more like this....

    Happy monday goofs and friends!!!

    Comments on "Mondays are interesting......."


    Blogger Amorous Rocker said ... (7:18 PM) : 

    Psh, c'mon now. Everyone knows Burger King in the prime place to hold business meetings. ;)

    I liked when you got going on the movie tirade, sounds great, lol. Cool Family Guy clip too.

    Happy Monday. =o)


    Blogger crse said ... (7:35 PM) : 

    yeah somehow i see you losing a body part if christopher walken is involved. Good choice on the passing on this one...gonna watch the family guy clip now!


    Blogger Mrs.ZigZagMan said ... (8:44 PM) : 

    I cant wait for the cast party!!!!!!!!!!!


    Blogger RockDog said ... (9:33 AM) : 

    Come on man, all big business is done at BK over a Whopper Value Meal...on their dime.

    Walken would make a great mysterious caller! He kicks ass!



    Anonymous Ziggy's Daddy said ... (11:14 AM) : 

    While I'll hold comment on the BK meeting for a while, I'm fully behind the movie of the week idea. Walken would be perfect in the stranger roll, 'cause they just don't get any stranger than that. And while it might be just a little creepy for me to imagine Jennifer Tilly in the Agrah roll, I'm behind that 100%. Maybe more. Maybe MUCH more.

    But as for you, ....... Sorry, Sandler just doesn't go there. It's got to be Jack Black. And not in just any roll, but as in Natcho Libre. I've seen this side of you, and who better to sell internet service?


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (11:54 AM) : 

    soooo....what your saying is I'm just way too cool to be played by Adam Sandler....Thanks dad!! :)


    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:11 PM) : 

    Spook said:

    Zig you have to cast me as the drive-through weasel that fucks up your order. any way you owe me after all the shit i have to clean up after you on the seimans vai acount. hahaha


    Blogger Semi-Celibate Man said ... (1:00 AM) : 

    Hi Zig, you goof. Good luck with the A+ . I did it, back in the day, and you can too. And good luck with the million. Remember us little people if you get it.


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