TMI Tuesday....and other fun stuff.

Tomorrow is an extremely important day in the state of MI. What is it you may ask....well I'll tell. Like many other states, tomorrow is the opening day of regular firearm season.......AKA DEER CAMP! Tomorrow, thousands of happy hunters will abandon thier wives, and happily march off into the woods to claim the ultimate trophy..A fine buck with a rack that never ends, and some tastey venison. It's almost religous to be honest....being in tune with nature, and the associated haze of last nights beer. Goofs aside, don't get me wrong, I used to love to hunt. I still love the woods, and enjoy the taste of game, but lets do some math here. 1)Round trip to deer camp, gas and food......$100.00 2)Deer tag to keep it legal......$15.00 3)Beer for deer camp........$100.00 4)Ammunition.....both for deer and beer cans/target practice.....$30.00 5)Processing...in the event you actually get a deer......$170.00 O.K. now thats like $370.00.....carry the 1.....add the 15.....forget about adding any poker losses and add another $40.00 if your a smoker....thats..well...lets just call it $450.00, add to that the possibility, you got the deer by hitting it with your car instead of shooting it. Right.....now lets consider the average size of a michigan deer field dresses out around 100 pounds.......thats $4.50 a pound, processed with bone in....but ya did get to shoot it. Hrrm.......happy Deer Season friends!! :) Right, now off to TMI......:) 1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means? Yes I do...but if you truly love yourself, and have multiple personalities..does that count? 2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible? I believe it's possible, but also believe in practice it's far more likely to implode than flourish. Personally, I know I have a certain level of jealousy that would make this very difficult. 3. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison or missed opportunity for one? Zig grabs the microphone and breaks into song.....Regrets..there are a few...la la la alala la...Did I mention everybody regrets it when I attempt kareoke? 4. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your viginity? Nope, not for lack of interest...reread 3. There isa certain satisfaction of being somebody's 2nd however...:) 5. What is your favorite sexual position? If different, which one do you enjoy the most? [edit: You don't know the name? Do you want to? NWS animations and name] It really depends on the moment, but reverse cowboy has it's moments...:) Bonus (as in optional): Where did you most public "sexual" act take place and what was it? Again....my attorney has advised me I may never discuss this again Happy TMI!!!!!!!