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One of my dear Canadian friends shared this joke with me today. I liked it so much I thought I'd share it with all of you. I notice Canada is rather missing this lil tidbit. Brave of you buddy ehh?? Anywho, it gave me a chuckle, hope it gives all of you one too :) > New Terror Alert Levels: > > The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced that > it > has raised it's terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two > higher > levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was > precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag > factory, > effectively disabling their military. > > The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and > excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, > "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides". > > The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" > to > "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, > "invade a neighbour" and "lose". > > Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from > "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for regime > change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and > "ask the British for help". > > Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make > another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" > and "win".