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    Tuesday, August 15, 2006

    Random post

    One of my dear Canadian friends shared this joke with me today. I liked it so much I thought I'd share it with all of you. I notice Canada is rather missing this lil tidbit. Brave of you buddy ehh??

    Anywho, it gave me a chuckle, hope it gives all of you one too :)

    > New Terror Alert Levels:
    > The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced
    > it
    > has raised it's terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two
    > higher
    > levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was
    > precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag
    > factory,
    > effectively disabling their military.
    > The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and
    > excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain,
    > "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
    > The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful
    > to
    > "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher
    > "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
    > Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone
    > "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for
    > change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world"
    > "ask the British for help".
    > Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to
    > another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely
    > and "win".

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    Blogger Mosaic10 said ... (10:44 PM) : 

    Think I like GB's make another cuppa, sounds like what the 'ell their gonna play soliders we might as well be comfy... 'ave you got any crumpets, and some of that loverly 'lade you got from yor aunty Bea? Put another log on the grate, and let's be really comfy, this might be awhile!


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