|One of my dear Canadian friends shared this joke with me today. I liked it so much I thought I'd share it with all of you. I notice Canada is rather missing this lil tidbit. Brave of you buddy ehh?? |
Anywho, it gave me a chuckle, hope it gives all of you one too :)
> New Terror Alert Levels:
> The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced
> has raised it's terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two
> levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was
> precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag
> effectively disabling their military.
> The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and
> excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain,
> "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
> The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful
> "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher
> "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
> Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone
> "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for
> change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world"
> "ask the British for help".
> Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to
> another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely
> and "win".