Rules for a proper camp........

The rules for a proper campsite are really very simple in Zig's world. I thought it'd be fun to toss out our extended family's basic laws of camp. If your a camper too, curious to see how your camp rules stand up..:) This isn't a really good picture, but it's some of us observing the basic rules and cold beer while attemping a game of horse shoes in the rain. A mandatory game you must partake in atleast once to save face, no matter how bad you suck at it. We don't care you suck at it, we care you had a beer or drink of choice, and tried...:) 1) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined horse shoe pit. 2) No proper camp shall be for any extended period of time....without cold beer. 3) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined firewood pile. 4) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined fire pit. 5) Horse shoes will be played at camp at any opportunity 4 players can be arranged. 6) Rain is not an excuse not to play horse shoes. 7) Not knowing how to play horse shoes is not an excuse not to play. 8) Beer will be consumed while throwing horse shoes. 9) Nobody goes hungry at camp for any other reason that they "choose" not to eat. 10) If you poop in the woods, you will take a shovel, and bury said poop. 11) If you pee in the woods, nobody cares. 12) When you break camp, you leave the site looking better than you found it. Those are our basics, look forward to hearing yours.............:)