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    Monday, July 24, 2006

    Rules for a proper camp........

    The rules for a proper campsite are really very simple in Zig's world. I thought it'd be fun to toss out our extended family's basic laws of camp. If your a camper too, curious to see how your camp rules stand up..:)

    This isn't a really good picture, but it's some of us observing the basic rules and cold beer while attemping a game of horse shoes in the rain. A mandatory game you must partake in atleast once to save face, no matter how bad you suck at it. We don't care you suck at it, we care you had a beer or drink of choice, and tried...:)

    1) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined horse shoe pit.

    2) No proper camp shall be for any extended period of time....without cold beer.

    3) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined firewood pile.

    4) No proper camp shall be without a clearly defined fire pit.

    5) Horse shoes will be played at camp at any opportunity 4 players can be arranged.

    6) Rain is not an excuse not to play horse shoes.

    7) Not knowing how to play horse shoes is not an excuse not to play.

    8) Beer will be consumed while throwing horse shoes.

    9) Nobody goes hungry at camp for any other reason that they "choose" not to eat.

    10) If you poop in the woods, you will take a shovel, and bury said poop.

    11) If you pee in the woods, nobody cares.

    12) When you break camp, you leave the site looking better than you found it.

    Those are our basics, look forward to hearing yours.............:)

    Comments on "Rules for a proper camp........"

     

    Blogger Miss Understood said ... (4:21 AM) : 

    Ok, tell me. What the hell is horse shoes, cos I'm not playing till I know what I have to do! (Although if it involves beer, it's already sounding like my kind of game!)

     

    Blogger abby said ... (9:55 AM) : 

    Ok agree with the rules all but one I DO NOT POOP IN THE WOODS!!! That is why I have a house on wheels! But I did want to know if the little woman found any trees to her liking this time around or is it just me!!

     

    Blogger NeverEnough said ... (12:40 PM) : 

    I am SOOO there! I just played horse shoes this weekend in my backyard, so I think I'm ready to go pro!

    When is the next camping trip??

     

    Blogger Suze said ... (4:52 PM) : 

    Am I understanding this right? You throw horse shoes whilst drinking beer.

    You are lucky that you all didn't end up in the emergency room. LOL

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (9:25 PM) : 

    Suze and Missunderstood, come camping with us and we'll show ya how to do it..:)

    There have been a few wingings as a result of a wild shoe, but no major mishaps our camp....LOL

    Here is a good link on the basics of the game...:)

    http://www.ehow.com/how_3110_play-horseshoes.html

    Abby, no matter how much we love ya, moving the trailer from one park to another park, does not count as camping..:)

    Never Enough.....WOOHOO....:)

     

    Blogger abby said ... (10:53 PM) : 

    ok let me tell you I do camp. This is the list 1 I eat food made over a fire. 2. I drink beer till all hours of night ( well maybe not me but my dog does) 3. Sometime I even pee in woods 4.I sit around fire and tell really bad drunk jokes The only real diff at night Isleep in nice cozy bed with heat when cold and sometimes air if in the right spot!!!

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (12:02 AM) : 

    Abby, We love you.......we really do. That said....how the hell is my beer drinking buddy? I missed Domino at camp!!

    I had to settle for Dino, Pats dog...that dog sucks!!

     

    Blogger abby said ... (7:04 AM) : 

    Domino is ok she is old and now it is starting to show. So next time your camping you might want to bring her a beer for old times. She had another stroke not to long ago. I don't think she has many more beer nights in her but we'll see.

     

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