Zig, the Manchild, and Mr Electricity

OK....so it's bedtime for the manchild. For those of you not aware, Zig is a dad, sometimes a good one, but a dad nonetheless.......but i digress. Manchild, comes down stairs, after being threatened with pokemon death and such...to wash face, brush teethe, comb ass..etc, and go to bed......idea being I tuck him in after I told him....yes...now do it again, toothepaste and soap this time. Tonight was different. He came down clean, and instead of his usual excuse for another 10 minutes......had a real complaint................dad...think the fuse is blown...my room. Zig pondered this.....How can this be??? I've personally rewired this house...my own hands....his room and the girls room are on the same circuit.........I just put in a new service panel in the basement, new breakers. My 1st response to this sort of thing would be to run to the basement......check breakers. Flip them on and off. Hell the old panel I had so knackered, I won't even mention words like "code". Tonight was different. Quick as a shot we go to investigate.......it was eerie.............a quick inspection of the light switch, yes...on positiosn........no lights................lights attached to the ceiling fan......fan blades...not spinning....not good. Quick sumary of the room..................stero.................on............computer on.............alarm clock............on................hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. I say hrrmmmmmmmm, all same circuit................................hrrrm Then pulled the pullstrings to the ceiling fan and light and fanblades came to life........... Moral of the lesson, don't fuck with Daddy!!! :) I think we both learned something tonight. Tomorrow he learns how to start the lawn mower.

Quotes of the moment.........

"sacred cows, after all, make the best hamburger." Robert Sheaffer "music is like candy, throw away the rappers."Some Gal on Myspace

Memories of Argyle................

Where to start.............in the Zig household, many deaths are remembered, candles lit, memories discussed. This time of year, I remember Argyle. Some of you who know whom I am discussing.............love ya goofs, others, just be patient, I'll explain. You see, this is Argyle in his very last days, partying in Canada. Seems harmless enough, but this is the weekend he passed on to the next sock puppet life. Now as you can clearly see, Argyle was a puppet of sin, debotchery, and just bad manner. He was by all accounts, a cigar smoking, porn reading, beer swilling cussing kinda guy. Man I miss him. Not to get all sappy, but he had a hard life, and lived hard....died well, and laffed all the way...............somebody say...............grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........:) Now as you can see........he was haveing a good 'ole time in canada...................where he met his end. Nastybitch (not in this photo, but a nick from the channel gtg) tossed his stinkass in the fire pit and he screamed................YOU BITCH...........but copped a feel on the way,,,,,,,,,,,,and died. This is why I no longer visit Canada..........

Anonymous Posters

It was bound to happen, the zig houshold got it's first hate mail post / comment. Now don't get me wrong, Zig has pretty thick skin and all, but it did cause me to ponder a couple things..... While I know my opinion are liable to anger some, chuckle others, and everything inbetween, if you disagree with me, why post it annonymously and post hateful. Anon posters to me fall in 3 catagories....... 1) Friends or just curious onlookers not really into this blog thing to sign up and get a nick, but when the post, leave a nick or e-mail to say hey....it's me..or can respond to me....you know who I am.........I respect that regardless the take of thier post. 2) Anon peeps. They are like the 1, but tend to post down, and don't have the courage to back up thier post with any hint of a way to respond to them. They hide behind thier annonimity and post venom, usually to feel better about themselves it seems. "You suck" has so much more meaning if you are proud enough to back it up. 3) And to me this is the worst, Anons that have a nick on here but post anon....because they are just damn pussies. If you are so damn proud of your careful hateful reply............why hide behind anon??? With the exception of 1, I pretty much think anon's are pussies and your not welcome to post here. Visiters that fit 1 of the 3...and posters good or bad, with a nick, all posts welcome past spamming. You can read the post I refer to HERE Personally, I think I get to much credit that post, If I were truly singly handedly what was evil about the net......I'd be making way way more money........................:) If you proud enough to post an opinion, be proud enough to receive a response, or dont post. Your kind is really not welcome here.

Slippery Bob

Yes yes,,,,,,,I know, been awhile since my last post. Got a life and shit...deal with it....:) Yesterday, friend asked me...remember Slippery Bob?? I said well yeah, who could forget him.?? Slip, well I don't know but think every town has one. He's the dirty old man that will buy used underwear for 5 dollars...fond of teen gals.......never would step in....but if they stepped to him.....cash money. A jar of mustard and a 6 pack of undies, you had beer money after selling them to Bob. In fairness.........Bob was not always this way. Used to work for Whirlpool, had a wife, kids..lost them all in a tragic car accident. I don't know if he was in the car or not, but he was never the same after. Today, he's that creepy guy who pays to sniff used undies and such. So anywho, my friend says...........Bob has his own site now....on "myspace". I said oh your shitting me.....e-mail me that link. Check him out......:) http://www.myspace.com/bob1942 sooooooooo......it seems "myspace" is worth something after all