I just had too.....

This has chuckled me for 3 days now............:)

It's official.....

As if I needed more proof.....David Blaine is a f*cking idiot. This last stunt can only be summed up as the equivalent of Tom Green's attempts at......comedy. I'd rather watch mimes..........yes, I said it.....thats how bad it is!! :)

When .....

I next meet god.....it will be without shame... I'm a deeply flawed man........but if a 9 year old can her way to hug me spontanious....I'm not all that bad.........

Old music...............

nuff said....................:)

Odd..........

I want a klondike bar......I'm uncertain what I'd do for it......this disturbs me.

I have a new internet crush....

I mean really...........I got it big time........lol OK, maybe not a crush, she's taken, but still..........she chuckles me...:) Girl Blowing Up Water Cooler (As Seen on Country Fried Videos) - Click here for more home videos You can find more of her and jeff here...

It's the little things........

It's been a long and well documented pattern of mine, to well, enjoy mischief. Long time readers I'm sure will find this shocking ofcourse.........I digress. A couple of days ago my cat was driving me insane. He had a full bowl of food the night before, which he ate, and we were out of food. There is no greater sin in his mind. There will be no empty catfood dish in the Zig house. This is his decree. So it is written....so it is done. My cats an asshole... So anywho, I break down and run to the gas station, and much to my delight it's the newer cashier. I walk the aisle, find appropriate food (must be meowmix or the primadonna wont eat it)and approach the counter. She rings me up, there are two or three in the line behind me, and asks will there be anything else? I grin and hand her my money...ponder for a moment and say...no, but you just made my pussy very happy. There is a flicker of a grin...a long pause...an attempt to say something as she bites her tounge.....and then she hands me my change. She is blushing, I'm grinning, I return home thinking.......yep mission accomplished...:) This my friends is one of my favorite ways to entertain myself...:)

Tonight.............I forgive myself...........

I didn't do everything right.......but I know I tried to be a good man. I know, I got got sideways, and probably will again, but I tried honest. I know, nothing is perfect, but it's not a pissing contest. I did the best I could, tools I had. I forgive myself, and accept whatever is next.

Sarah Palin......

OK...I'm going to say it.....I like her! Whats not to like? I mean c'mon....she's hot! She's got that 40ish hottie look I've always liked. She obviously likes f*ck.......that doesn't hurt my opinion of her. She can skin her own deer after she shoots it and guts it....just getting better.. Think of it...some are thrilled...some are terrified, she may wind up being our 1st woman president. This is a bad thing? I suspect this lady would express her support of a cheating husband a lil differently that Hillary did. I think this is a woman that knows the 3 s's....... The worst scandal she has......fire my asshole brother in law, I don't to make this worse than it is. Yeah I can live with that. I knew how I was going to vote before this turn of events......thankfully I can vote now holding my nose a lil less tightly? :)