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    Saturday, January 12, 2008

    From the mail bag....

    Today I'm sharing a mail from my rather insane but lovable Canuk friend Cindy from the great white north eh?? Truth be told, she's no farther north than I am, she just lives on the side of the Lake Ontario that has better beer and better cigars..:)

    So your having a bad day..

    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
    themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
    Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
    Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special
    ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
    released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in
    the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with
    some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric
    Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
    him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places.
    Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his

    STILL think you're having Bad Day????

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
    sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germ any. Suddenly,
    all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
    fence, stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
    letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
    it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
    to bits.

    There now, feeling better?

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