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    Thursday, October 25, 2007


    No...I don't need a fake Rolex...

    No...I don't need a free coupon to Chili's

    No...I don't believe I've won the Irish/British/Canadian/Australian lottery

    No...I don't want to refinance my house

    I was a little put out by the fact you goofs seem to think I need viagra or cialis...

    That you stated I needed a bigger dick......well...naw, but perhaps....

    I'm pretty certain I've already met and married my soulmate....

    But!!!! And I really mean this!! I do not......under any circumstances.....want a free breast augmentation!!

    hell......I'd never leave the house, I'd be playing with them!!!!!!

    Zig out!! :)

    Comments on "Guys.......C'mon........"


    Blogger Aunt Jackie said ... (4:37 PM) : 

    LOL!!! Why do guys always say that!! :)

    Oh, and please no copy-dogging... with the "Zig-Out"... lol

    Seacrest himself was pushing it.


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (12:47 AM) : 

    aunt jackie...Hey now, I've been saying that way longer than seacrap..infact I may sue him...:)


    Blogger Stealth said ... (6:48 PM) :'s about a Macy's card if you fill out some surveys..could you use that??? are you guys??


    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (5:34 AM) : 

    stealth...damn lass!!! :) We be fine, and damn good to see you..:)


    Blogger Mrs.ZigZagMan said ... (10:31 PM) : 

    you dont need a bigger dick, but lets talk about your breast implants *giggles hysterically*


    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:56 AM) : 

    Buut... don't you wanna donate an unheard of amount of money to some African doctor who really needs your help? What about free subscriptions to magazines no one has ever heard of? You could always do online consumer surveys for the chance to win $1000! Of course, if all else fails.... you can go to such a such website and subscribe to 10,000 news letters all to win a free Xbox and an iPod. Yuuuh.


    Blogger crse said ... (9:10 AM) : 

    If you get breast implants, it might change your life (refer back to my theory that men want to look at boobs even if they are on bob newhart) Low cut shirts, and the world is even more yours than it has been!


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