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    Friday, April 13, 2007

    Friday the Dorkteenth...Vote for me!! :)

    OK.....I've been thinking long and hard on this one. I've decided to go with the multi-mini story format, but only a few of them....ummm....because I'm just that cool. Yeah...thats why...yeah!!!



    1) 5-6 years into my last job...we moved from the paper age to the paper age with computers. This evolved for some time and my boss got a brand new laptop...with real sound...and really proud of it. He went to lunch, and left his office open. I...for reasons I'm not sure....thought it would be hilarious to change all of his event beeps and sounds to the audio clip of HAL "I'm sorry Dave....I'm afraid I can't do that". He was less amused than I was apparently...but he lived with it like that for 3 days..;).
    I still chuckle every time I remember this story...:)

    2) Very early in my career, I spent some time in outside sales. I took this client out for lunch in a small town....the resturant was the local bar. We ate, we drank, we yakked it up...then the bill came. They didn't take credit cards, I didn't have my checkbook, and had woefully less cash in pocket then needed. He wound up paying for our lunch.....and ironically became one of my better customers....:)

    3) I used to sell vacuum cleaners door to door...and still think our product kicked Kirbey's ass.

    4) Once at camp.....I had to whizz really bad at about 3:30-4am. It was quiet out, we had settled in for bed a couple hours earlier...it was cold out, but I really had to go. I mean..get out and go, or lie to the wife about the mess later go....so anywho...I unzip the side door to the dome tent. I'm stark nekkid and try to get my balance as I crawl out...do my business..turn around and my aunt and some friends clap...and yelll woooohooo!!!!! I stumble and try to balance myself by grabbing the dome tent as I see 4 people sitting around the fire. Well...that room of the dome tent folded inward, and I fell backward...landing spread eagle and giving them a show.....Alchohol was involved in this story...

    5) I woke up one morning in a panic because I was running late for work. I had been tardy a few too many times already and didn't want an ass chewing. I sped to work cussing the whole way...only to find out I looked at the clock wrong. I wasn't 5 minutes late....I was 55 minutes early, and the only one in the parking lot. In my infinite wisdom, I figured a half our nap was in order, so I leaned the seat back in my car and got comfy. I woke up an hour later and got an ass chewing for my tardy..:)

    6) I once made a sock puppet named "Argyle" so I'd have somebody to talk to when I was chatting online in IRC. Argyle became more popular than me in the room.....:)

    7) I have on a couple of occasions tried to impress a date by revealing I authored porn websites.......while I haven't done either in years...it worked more often than you'd think.....lol

    I think ya can vote HERE but to be honest....ehhh it was fun anywho..;)

    Comments on "Friday the Dorkteenth...Vote for me!! :)"

     

    Blogger Factor 10 said ... (2:05 AM) : 

    "landing spread eagle and giving them a show.....Alcohol was involved" beautiful. You are sooo at home with us. (I'd kill to be able to do that Hal thing to my boss)

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (8:41 AM) : 

    It's funny no matter what...but has added effect if...as was my case...your boss is actually named Dave....:)

     

    Blogger crse said ... (11:14 AM) : 

    OH MY GOD My brother's name is Dave! And my sister in law would so let me do this. And he would be less than amused of course which would make it all the more amusing. Buddy this is all pure dork genius! I can see exactly why you were drawn to the dork side.

     

    Blogger Ash said ... (12:17 PM) : 

    Was it a Rainbow Vaccumm? Those things ate kirby's for lunch. My mom bought one, and I remember how freaking expensive that thing was, but 12 years later, the rainbow is still alive and eating kirby's. and kicking totally ass!

    OMIGAWD, did I just make a comment about how much I love my mother's vaccum?

    DOOOOOORK.
    I should win an award for Dorkiest comment in the history fo the world.

    I set my bosses email alert sound to chicka chicka bang bang. It took him about a week to figure out how to change it. Don't mess with a chick who knows your computer better than you do.

    Your post was Squeelicious too. am going to have problems deciding who to vote for.

     

    Blogger Kelly said ... (1:08 PM) : 

    Now see I find #6 a little disturbing...lol;)

    Thanks for the visit!

     

    Blogger Suze said ... (4:33 PM) : 

    Wow, you have been saving these up! BTW, did anyone have a camera at camp? ;)

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (4:44 PM) : 

    No Suze...but I did get to spend the rest of the weekend being called "firecracker" due to her view of my "fuse". I told her it gets bigger if you blow on it.....:)

     

    Blogger crse said ... (5:33 PM) : 

    how would one go about emailing you for that wav? If one were to be that bold sir.....

     

    Blogger Mert said ... (7:35 PM) : 

    Those were are dorktacular! The camping one in particular had me going. Great entry, good luck!:D

     

    Blogger Aunt Jackie said ... (8:59 PM) : 

    Some good ones there... I like the sock puppet thingy--Hahaha That's pretty dorky!!! :)

    Good Luck from Auntie J

     

    Blogger The Mistress of the Dark said ... (8:37 AM) : 

    Oh man. I'd love to put that sound on my boss' computer and guess what? His name is Dave too.

     

    Anonymous SeaRabbit said ... (6:30 PM) : 

    Wow!!! That is.... making me speachless... lololol....
    I love the sounds changed on the boss laptop... I love the tent fumbling... I like a lot the nap in the car... lolololol...
    Just voted for you... you were the winner... ;-)

     

    Blogger ZigZagMan said ... (11:47 AM) : 

    For the record....while rainbow is a fine product.....ours was the tristar...aka..the pig.

    The pig kicked ass.....could beat electrolux, kirby, rainbow, oreck, all of them in a fair fight.....granted..."filter queen" was one we were afraid of....:)

    My gawd......I'm digressing about vacuum cleaners.....:)

     

    Blogger Lestat said ... (7:58 PM) : 

    Very nice. You got my vote. And it looks like you're winning!

     

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