The birthday package.......

I mentioned earlier that my mother in law sent me a birthday package....and the contents inside.....well it's gotten more interesting. My father in law called me last night to wish me a happy birthday...see how I was doing...chit chat, I've grown very fond of this man........the conversation turns to the package.... Me...Yeah, I got the package...the rock was funny, it's on my bookself next to us doing the crotch dance at camp.. Him..."Chuckle"....yeah, she showed me before she sent it...... Me...And it seems I have a whole 5th of Hennesy at my disposal now.....hrmmmmm... Him...You sure about that Zig?? (hidden chuckle in his voice.....not so much a chuckle..or outward tell......perhaps it's my super special psychic powers....I'm suspicious now) Me...As sure as I'm sitting here.....there is a bottle of Hennesy you guys sent me....I can see it now....it's right here..(I take a closer look at the bottle) Me...Umm...this bottle has been tampered with.......It's been resealed with clear tape......what exactly are the contents of this particular bottle?? Him..."Snicker"..well......I wouldn't know....but just wanted to call and say happy birthday... Me...Ya know what.......I think I'm going to save this bottle for camp, let her have the 1st shot...just to be safe...:) Him..."Chuckle"...I think thats a fine idea.....Memorial day is coming...:) As I said before...Ma is a card, and never turn your back on her.......:) ***Edit,,,Ma called tonight.....and admits that while the contents of the bottle are not fatal......drinking of it is discouraged....:) ***Who's your web host?? Cheap and reliable hosting solutions