Super Powers and other stuff

So it's been an interesting year so far in the world of Zig........ Family drama has come and gone and come and gone again....The job continues to amaze and amuse me, yet get curiouser and curiouser every day....Friends and family in the ground..some expected....some not.... Love has even been found.....very much to my surprise as it was the last thing I was looking for.......I mean, come on...mindless meaningless sex all the time with different beautiful women again and again gets old..(OK....that last line was bullshit and we know it..but it's fun to toss in...lol).....I digress... I was asked the other day one of those random oddball questions you get on FB /MYB...things and it made me ponder...."Q: If you could have any Super Power what would it be and how would you use it?" I mean c'mon goofs and friends......this is me we're asking. I pondered and pondered..I went through every comic book retained in m memory... Invisibility?? naw....just get me in trouble at the YWCA... Flight??? I've got dry skin as it is.... Teleportation.....super strength....healing...telempathy......BORING!!! Then it dawned on me friends...a super power so ingenious....so sinister...so obvious!! I want to bend spoons with my mind!!!!!! Think of the implications.....think of the mischief...think if you dare....the possibilities..... Just think of the mischief.......we could be sitting there at a diner.......a guy orders soup.......just as he's about to get a mouthful.......*BEND*........ha ha hahahahahaahaha.........take that Mr noisy soup eating fancy man...........who's the big man now??? Huh?? Uh huh.......now you know!!!....................................................................................I digress....:) Sometimes I miss m sock puppet....I think Argyle would have been proud....:O)