You there God?

I know it's your job to test me............keep me on my toes. I also know you keep your promise...rest is up to me. You will always perplex me my friend..............pleasure and good things one hand pain the other. I know it's been awhile since we talked...........just you and I.......but can we have a day please, when I accept your hand you don't smack me the other? That would be nice...........just saying........