Friend e-mailed me this...........it chuckled me.....
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said
to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me
alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.