Words matter

Always remember..........should you be facing a disciplinary action at your place employment, it is far easier to justify having told a co-worker to "bite my ass" than to say..... ohhhh I dunno......"Bite my pasty white cottage cheese hairy ass" Thats a trip from your uncle Zig....:) On that note..........if it's around Christmas at work and your saying HO HO HO...no matter how funny it seems at the time......do not when questioned by a co-worker if your Santa respond....."no lass, I was just thinking of you." Some people have no sense of humour it seems......I digress..... However.......when in any conversation and somebody as a matter of banter slaps her hand on the counter and laughingly says "bitch bitch bitch....", it is perfectly acceptable to respond...."yes yes.........enough about you, lets get back to the story"...:) This applies to gas stations, ER rooms, family gatherings....etc....